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Song Parodies -> "Stuck in December"
Original Song Title:
"Back in the Saddle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Stuck in December"
Parody Written by:
Amanda
The Lyrics
Ah, the holidays... If you don't celebrate Christmas, you probably think people who do celebrate it (like me) have it much easier than you. Think again. We deal with shopping for presents and trees, as well as the long wait. And no one gets away from snow here in MA this time of year!
I'm stuck, I'm stuck in December again
I'm stuck, I'm stuck in December again
Shoveling the snow alone by the light of the moon
A hassle, I gotta say, but it's not like it's June
It's 4:30 p.m. but the sky is so dark
I can't even see my work, it just ain't clear and stark
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
Here a sale, there a sale, but I don't know what to buy
Want us to empty out the stores but nothing has caught my eye
Looking for a tree that smells like lemonade
What happened to those 50 bucks I never paid
Decorate it- oh crap, I ran out of money
Cool Whip and bubble wrap won't work on this huge tree
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
I'm stuck in December again
I'm waiting, why is it the 25th?
I'm waiting, you know how slow this time drifts
I'm waiting, I'm hanging up my stockings
I'm waiting, passing my time by rockin'
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
23, 24, 25, already
I'm stuck, I'm stuck in December again
Shoveling the snow alone by the light of the moon
A hassle, I gotta say, but it's not like it's June
It's 4:30 p.m. but the sky is so dark
I can't even see my work, it just ain't clear and stark
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
Here a sale, there a sale, but I don't know what to buy
Want us to empty out the stores but nothing has caught my eye
Looking for a tree that smells like lemonade
What happened to those 50 bucks I never paid
Decorate it- oh crap, I ran out of money
Cool Whip and bubble wrap won't work on this huge tree
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
I'm stuck in December again
I'm waiting, why is it the 25th?
I'm waiting, you know how slow this time drifts
I'm waiting, I'm hanging up my stockings
I'm waiting, passing my time by rockin'
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
I'm stuck in December again, I'm stuck
23, 24, 25, already
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I hear you. Buy yourself one of those leg lamps and be done with it. Don't shoot out your eye, kid.
It's a total hassle to shop in December. We don't shop for Christmas Trees anymore, since we don't have anywhere to place our trees since our house is too small. Nice to see you writing again, Amanda! 5's!
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