Song Parodies -> "Toys In the Attic"

Original Song Title:

"Toys In the Attic"

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Original Performer:

"Toys In the Attic"

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The Lyrics

For the artistry comp. Paced to the lyrics at http://www.lyricsfreak.com/a/aerosmith/toys+in+the+attic_20004244.html.

All the Christmas toys
Hid from me
Can’t be seen
Makes me scream

Searching for gifts that you try to hide
Searching for things that I’ve got to find
I know those gifts are somewhere here
And when I find them I’ll cheer

Search upstairs
Under chairs
Where oh where?

Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic
Toys, toys, toys in the attic

Up the attic stairs
What I see
Brings me glee
You’d agree

Visions of Xbox games fill my mind
All of your plans are now undermined
Thought you were smarter than the kid
I’ll always find what you hid

What a shock
Every box
Filled with socks

Toys, toys, not in the attic
Toys, toys, not in the attic
Toys, toys, not in the attic
Toys, toys, not in the attic

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

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Matthias - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Great play on the original title, and a hilarious twist ending.

alvin - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

socks..lol...good one

Dee Range - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Brings back the disappointment of my first 'practical Christmas....no toys, all clothes. Perfect surprise ending. 555

Invisible Boy - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

clever twist on the original...

Kristof Robertson - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Every kid knows the attic is the FIRST place to look, Rex! Fun stuff. 555

Rick C - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Curses! Foiled again! 555

MrMacphisto - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Cute... :)

AFW - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Homespun and Christmasy, but a sad ending

Rex - December 05, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks Matthias, alvin, Dee, InvisiBoy, Kristof, Rick, MrMac, and AFW. And the ending isn't so sad, AFW, the parents just left the boxes of socks out to be found and hid the toys REALLY well. :-)

Agrimorfee - December 10, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Genius idea to keep the title and twist its meaning!

bobpiecheese - December 14, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Short but sweet - and you said socks, which is automatically awesome.

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - December 19, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) I could use more socks:) Actually, this parody is really well thought out. You have a knack for turning songs on there heads, this isn't the first time you've turned a song's original meaning around like this.

Cat - December 20, 2007 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Who needs length when you've got the point? Great job.

(And my security code here was HUH. That made me giggle.)

Mikey Squirrel - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Artistry- I remember when I was a kid, I always snooped around before Christmas, with, sadly, the same results. Except I would find underwear too. Very short but sweet and well done, Rex.

Jack Wilson - December 21, 2007 - Report this comment

Loved it! 5s

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