The Lyrics

Amazon sample....http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/B0000029B0/ref=pm_dp_ln_m_2/002-8258748-3239237?v=glance&s=music&vi=samples

- guitar intro -

Belly dancing wiggler always seems to hover
With my scarves I am starting to sway
I said "You ain't seen nothin'
My muscles I have toughened
What you see you will be a-changin' your raise".

She wanted me to heed her, so that I'd plead her
To the nines say I was all dressed
Rings I was wearin'
Wearin' toe bells by the dozen
Used to play 'em all like this, like this!

[riff]

Hips are swingin' and some men start to drool
And for dressing I've got a flair
Singing', hey jiggle, jiggle bellybutton in the middle
There's a jewel in the navel right there

I do a real mean dance, it's a belly dance
Bells on my hips I can really play
Now two of them are dueling
And they knew what they were doing
He was dragged into the fray
And I told him to

Dance this way, dance and sway
Dance this way, dance and sway
Dance this way, dance and sway
Dance this way, dance and sway
Ah, we live out our bliss - like this!

- guitar-

New dance lady with a sassy kind of chassis
With her great timing slid up to me
And with glee and grace it was a great shocker
She swept him up with her big kerchief, see

I'm a belly dance cruiser
I dance nothing real shady
I just roll my stomach and twist
'Tis no kind of labor
When my muscles I do savor
And so I stir them just a little, like this!

Hips are swingin' and some men start to drool
And for dressing I've got a flair
Singing', hey jiggle, jiggle bellybutton in the middle
There's a jewel in the navel right there

I do a real mean dance, it's a belly dance
Bells on my hips I can really play
Now two of them are dueling
And they knew what they were doing
He was dragged into the fray
And I told him to

Dance this way, dance and sway
Dance this way, dance and sway
Dance this way, dance and sway
Dance this way, dance and sway
Ah, we live out our bliss - like this!

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Johnny D - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Woo-hoo! Get DOWN, Pat!! 5's

Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Ok (getting down from table). Thanks, Johnny!

Know 1 can hear you dream - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

And if the sample isn�t enough... just look at the Google Ads... :-)

Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Hehe...yea...almost afraid to click on them. Thanks K1.

Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny, Adagio...although I thought I'd stressed the dangers of clumsy girls like you and me dancing in public! ; ) 5s!

Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny...I'm not clumsy when I'm dancing. Otherwise I could send dishes flying off the table, people getting my elbow in their eye, and finally a broken leg myself. So, thank goodness for dancing! And thank you, Arwen.

Arwen - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Well...I'm not MORE clumsy while dancing...but there isn't anything that I do that I haven't fallen while I do it. Walking/running/talkingonthephone/working/gettingoutofthecar/dancing...etc...=)

EmiLoca - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Brilliant, bloody brilliant! 5's.

Rod Worden - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Just so it's not like Elaine on that old Seinfeld episode! Good Work, Adagio, 5s!

Serafina - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, adagio. 5-4-5.

Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks EmiLoca, Rod and Serafina!

Jeff Reuben - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Tough song to parody...good job!

Meriadoc - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Excellent, altho' I was getting a bit confused as to which genders were doing what! ;-D

alvin rhodes - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

belly laughs...5s

Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Meriadoc, jeff, alvin.

Genders, Mer? There's just the female me. Have you ever seen some belly dances where they drag a guy onto the floor to dance with them for a minute? I described that in a couple of lines. The other belly dancer was a woman too.

alvine...lolol

Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

I mean 'alvin', not 'alvine'...sorry.

Melhi - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Alright Pat... you're gettin' jiggly with it, now!!! :) Great job.

Adagio - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Heh...thnx, Melhi!

John Jenkins - July 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Well done, Adagio. I liked "sassy kind of chassis."

2nz - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Funky kind of dancer. Bravissimo Adagio.

Adagio - July 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks JJ and 2nz

zfunky1 - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

I gotta agree with Jeff Reuben on this one.... VERY tough to parody but you did a great job with excellent pacing. Got video to go with this? : P

Adagio - July 12, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, zfunky1

Paul Robinson - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment

Adagio - Great Job! Considering the difficulty of the pacing and the cleverness of your lines I'd have to say it's right there among your best stuff. 5's across...

Adagio - July 19, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Paul!

Know 1 can hear you dream - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Already commented. Now restoring my 5s.

Adagio - August 03, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks K1!

Arwen - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I already commented on this way back when...but it's still fabulous, Adagio! 5s...

Adagio - August 05, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks a bunch, Arwen!

Ahnonamis - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM Was hoping it was the version they did with Run DMC =P. None the less, great parody. The pacing is perfect, and I can picture that big lipped freak singing this. 5^3

BLO-TOWN - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM-I voted...

Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

To hell with the recording! I want the video!

Adagio - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Ahnonamis, BloTown and Rick

Ahnonamis...:D I like that big lipped freak!

Rick...of whom do you want a video? Maybe that's my forte. ;)

Rick D - August 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Throw me a bone. I'm married. All I get to do is look.

Leo Jay - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM Great stuff.

Adagio - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Leo Jay!

Johnny D - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM July) So Pat, gonna post a little QuickTime movie of your performance? Heh heh heh ;-)

Adagio - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Maybe I will, Johnny. Until then, just use your imagination.

Agrimorfee - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

A neat little character sketch 545.

Adagio - August 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee.

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) I loved the 'sassy kind of chassis' rhyme and was giggling, giggling at the visual that came to mind from 'jiggle, jiggle bellybutton'. Well written but could have had more humour. 5-4-5

Adagio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Jake.

Phil Nelson - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) This was pretty good.

Adagio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Phil!

Dee Range - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM, 5-5-5 Good visuals and thanks for the sample

Adagio - August 10, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Dee!!

Melhi - August 14, 2004 - Report this comment

SOTM -- I think this is my favorite of yours, so far, Pat.

Adagio - August 15, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Melhi!

Phil Alexander - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Can't believe I missed this first time around - excellent stuff, Pat.

Spaff.com - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

The world simply needs more belly dancers, Patagio, so bless you for promoting the cause. Fun stuff - this may well be your best one yet. I particularly liked the "hey jiggle jiggle" line. And this is a total dork-wad question, but have you ever heard The Muppet Movie soundtrack? There's a song by Dr. Teeth & the Electric Mayhem called "Can You Picture That?" Your "belly dancing wiggler" reminds me of that. Anyhoo, back on topic: Five scarves.

Adagio - August 24, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks, Spaff! I never heard that soundtrack you mentioned, but you mentioned "hey jiggle jiggle" . Surprise to me, but that entire line and the one following came to me in the mddle of the night and ...suprise...the rhymes and pacing fit. So, I did build the whole thing around that. :D

Meriadoc - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment

(SOTM) Still excellent. Restoring votes.

Adagio - August 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Merry :)

Claude Prez - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Definitely interesting and fun; well done.

Adagio - August 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks Claude :D

Peregrin - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Adagio, that's a hell of a hard song to get the pacing sorted out on, you did a great job. Well done!

Adagio - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

Peregrin...thanks a lot...:D

Jeff Reuben - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment

sotm--good job (again!)

Agrimorfee - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC05) see above

Adagio - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Agrimorfee!

Rex - April 26, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC 2005) Good work.

Guy - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-D) My mouse is dancing all over the 5s. Can't believe that I missed this one. Very well written.

Adagio - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Rex and Guy.

Adagio - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Guy...see what happens when your brain is in your colon?

http://www.amiright.com/parody/60s/johnnycash50.shtml

Melhi - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

D: See my previous comment, above.

Charlie Decker - May 02, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good one

Adagio - May 03, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Melhi and Charlie.

Stuart McArthur - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) lovely work on a tough song - and some great internal rhyming adagio

Adagio - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Stu!

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - May 07, 2005 - Report this comment

Still a giggle per jiggle!

Adagio - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Luke.

Adam Eccleshall - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Very funny :-)

Adagio - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Adam!

Scathe - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC-D) Very creative.

MysteryGoat - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good lord I love belly dancers!!!

Adagio - May 08, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Scathe and MG!

Arwen - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment

ABC--still great, Adagio...and I'm still avoiding table dancing...

Adagio - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks Arwen!

Kristof Robertson - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment

(ABC) This was very special, Adagio...loved it! 555

Adagio - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment

Thanks for the read, Kristof!

nally - February 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Hey, this one's great! I can see it's been around for awhile, collecting dust...but as I always say, better late than never! Having taken dance lessons/classes for the past two years, I can relate to this in a sense. 5-5-5.

adagio - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Jeff!!

littleDanceCakes - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment

555 for this parody!! Do'nt hear much these days about this type of dancing. I prefer the slow dancing in the arms of strong CowBOY. No clumsiness there . . .

adagio - March 11, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, littleDanceCakes. : )

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