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Song Parodies -> "Back Eatin' Cattle"
Original Song Title:
"Back In The Saddle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Aerosmith
Parody Song Title:
"Back Eatin' Cattle"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
leavin' all those greens alone...its now a different tune
i'm lookin' for some flesh and bones...in that ol' dinin' room
waiter, gimme a break...how 'bout a nice rib-eye ?
he turned and brought me a steak...it made a grown man cry
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
yum...its greasy...so greasy...tonight, i'll have so much fun
i'm eatin' a whole cow tonight...this thing must weigh a ton
tired of all that heathy crap...i ate before
these ribs are from a baby's back...i scream for more
i pig out when i dine...the juices warm and wet
my tongue thinks its divine...i want another rack
i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm dinin'...i'm loadin' up a plateful
i'm dinin'...my body is so grateful
i'm dinin...i'm chewin' up some cattle
i'm dinin'...cholesterol's a battle
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
dinin' fine
dinin' fine
dinin' fine alrighty !
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
leavin' all those greens alone...its now a different tune
i'm lookin' for some flesh and bones...in that ol' dinin' room
waiter, gimme a break...how 'bout a nice rib-eye ?
he turned and brought me a steak...it made a grown man cry
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
yum...its greasy...so greasy...tonight, i'll have so much fun
i'm eatin' a whole cow tonight...this thing must weigh a ton
tired of all that heathy crap...i ate before
these ribs are from a baby's back...i scream for more
i pig out when i dine...the juices warm and wet
my tongue thinks its divine...i want another rack
i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm dinin'...i'm loadin' up a plateful
i'm dinin'...my body is so grateful
i'm dinin...i'm chewin' up some cattle
i'm dinin'...cholesterol's a battle
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
i'm back...i'm back eatin' cattle again
dinin' fine
dinin' fine
dinin' fine alrighty !
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Sweet, and meaty! 5's
thanks johny...i'm off to look at yours
You're back in your mettle again, Alvin! This one cracked me up!
Good job, Alvin... lol... This is one of Aerosmith's best....
Mmmm...anti-vegitarian cuisine...
Hilarious.
Alvin, So HERE'S the beef...great stuff.
It's a goodie and no misteak ;-)
Alvin, you keep nailing it!!! 555...look out for my sheep eating trilogy in coming days
thank you all for takin' a look....lookin' forward to the sheep eating trilogy
Tasty parody, 555.
thanks stephen
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