Song Parodies -> "Big Guns"

Original Song Title:

"Big Balls"

Original Performer:

"Big Guns"

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The Lyrics

Just playing with the double meanings of "arms" and "guns."

My might inspires high anxiety
My arms have gained me notoriety
I'm always locked and loaded
O half cocked and good to go
And everybody knows I've got
The biggest guns of all

I've got big guns
I've got big guns
And they've got big guns
Hulking big guns
And he's got big guns
And she's got big guns
But we've got the biggest guns of them all

And my guns are always loaded
My gunrack's always full
And everybody bows in fear of them
If your name is on my hit list
Won't stop til you expire
Everybody knows I've got
Big guns for hire

I've got big guns
I've got big guns
And they've got big guns
Hulking big guns
And he's got big guns
And she's got big guns
But we've got the biggest guns of them all

Some guns are just for posturing
And some are for respect
But when they're for protection
They're the guns that I like best

My guns are always showing
And they serve to prove I'm right
It's my belief that my big guns
Should be flexed every night

I've got big guns
I've got big guns
And they've got big guns
Hulking big guns
And he's got big guns
And she's got big guns
But we've got the biggest guns of them all

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Claude Prez - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

I think using humor to make a serious point is your strong suit. The "protection" line was the one I liked best. Great job.

Diva - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Good corolation. Very original

Melhi - September 23, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Diva and Claude. This isn't one of my better ones... the original was too confining for me to really get it off the ground. Claude, a few things: First, your strongest points, in my opinion, are a beautifully twisted view beyond your (ahem) tender years and a suspicious lack of weaknesses. (Stepford Claude? Pod Claude?) Seriously, even your scraps are gourmet fare. Second, Hmm... no parodies from you about unloading or recycling used monkeys for fun and profit? Have I missed them or are you putting out a cookbook, instead? Least, but certainly last, I appologise in advance for the abyssmal tripe I submitted for tomorrow. I couldn't afford monkeys, so I ordered hamsters. Unfortunately, they died in transit, so, to make them type, I had to hook them to bungees over the keyboards and set them to bouncing.

Know 1 can hear you dream - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Hard to top those double entendres in the original, cos they hardly come any closer to explicit than that. The ammo�s in perfect flow though.

Melhi - September 24, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks K1CHYD!

Spaff.com - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Heh, heh - she said "gun rack."

I liked your note to Claude, too. Yo, C4P, if you haven't read the comments on this one, get your butt over here.

Melhi - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thanks Spaff! Not much left of the hamsters, now, I'm afraid and the crumblies have clogged up the keyboards. Probably not the best buying decision I've ever made.

Claude Prez - December 02, 2003 - Report this comment

Thank you Melhi; sorry it took so long to respond. The dog ate my computer.

Jeff Reuben - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

Good song, and good choice for your original song (I love 80s rock)!

Melhi - December 09, 2003 - Report this comment

A likely story, Claude! Thanks Jeff!

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