Song Parodies -> "Groggy Joe (Aint No Solution)"

Original Song Title:

"Rock N' Roll (Aint Noise Pollution)"

Original Performer:

"Groggy Joe (Aint No Solution)"

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The Lyrics

Muh Normz -- a facetious expression used to mock Never Trumpers for their obsessive concern with Trump's minor breaches of decorum, while at the same time, not giving a trillionth of a nano-foxtrot for unprecedented norm-busting on the part of .... Uno who

Hey there all you Never Trumps
Throw away your phony stance
And while you're out there wanking on "Muh Normz"
Just get off your asses and come back here
Cause Groggy Joe aint no oracle, man
To me he spouts COMPLETE NONSENSE!
(Heh, heh, heh) Pure drivel

Heavy derangement is plagueing all the Progg-tards
We got word salad wafting up from the floor
We're just listening to a pol who makes superfluous noise
Are you cruel*, how can you stand much more

We're just .. talking about dementia
Forget about his gaffes
The dude's no longer with us
His bid is gonna die
Bid is gonna die

Groggy Joe ain't no solution
Groggy's brain has gone awry
Groggy Joe aint poised locution
Groggy Joe's bid can't survive
(No it can't)

I took a look inside his basement room
He looked confused remembering what he read
When I asked him if he's gonna take Wisconsin from Trump
He said "I'm gonna whup Joe Biden instead"

We're just .. talking about dementia
Forget about harass
He's no longer with us
It's time to say good by
Time to say good by

Groggy Joe shows diminution
Groggy Joe's brain's all awry
Groggy Joe's speech ain't Confucian
Groggy Joe will take nosedive

Groggy Joe's Dem's dissolution
Groggy Joe should say goodby
Groggy Joe's speech shows confusion
Groggy's toast, that aint no lie

Groggy Joe makes noise pollution
Donkey's man has gone awry
Groggy Joe ain't no solution
Gro-o-gy Joe .... is just a groggy schmo

*I'm talking to you, Jill Biden ..... Donkey -- as in symbol of the Democrats

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Arch Vile - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment

After seeing one too many Randy Rainbow music parodies dissing Trump, I been needing to re-focus on the polar opposite. It may be time I took a stab at this Bulls**t Broadway Bolshoi Baby. He won't have the conviction you have in writing something like this. 5's all around.

Peter - May 27, 2020 - Report this comment

The Hidin' Biden memes are starting to be inspirational, I might have to get in on this theme soon - and was it really a body double in corona facemask that came out of his basement yesterday, maybe he's not even alive any longer?

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