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Song Parodies -> "Bus Ain't Here"
Original Song Title:
"T.N.T."
Original Performer:
AC/DC
Parody Song Title:
"Bus Ain't Here"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
A parody about waiting for the bus. The numbers are sung separately (i.e. 'one-seven-five' not 'one-seventy-five) and are actual bus routes in Adelaide.
See me lean upon the bus stop
Waiting for the bus to come
Been here half an hour and yet
Bus sightings have been none
Yes, a bus or two have passed
None of them were mine
1-7-1
1-0-5
Where's my 1-9-5?
See, my
Bus ain't here
It's half past nine
Bus ain't here
Been here since eight, shite!
Bus ain't here
It's a total load
Bus ain't here
Not on the road
I may have seen a bus or sixteen
None that I need, man
And those ones marked 'Not In Service'?
Not a fan
Been waiting for hours
A waste of my life
I'm feeling so bored
And filled up with strife
I need to go to town
Still waiting around
But the
Bus ain't here
Need it, right?
Bus ain't here
Waited all day, shite!
Bus ain't here
What an utter load
Bus ain't here
Why won't it show?
(Gwee-tar solo whilst waiting)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here
Next day, right? (oi oi oi)
Bus ain't here
I've waited all night! (oi oi oi)
Bus ain't here
What an complete load (oi oi oi)
Bus ain't here
Why won't it show?
Waiting for the bus to come
Been here half an hour and yet
Bus sightings have been none
Yes, a bus or two have passed
None of them were mine
1-7-1
1-0-5
Where's my 1-9-5?
See, my
Bus ain't here
It's half past nine
Bus ain't here
Been here since eight, shite!
Bus ain't here
It's a total load
Bus ain't here
Not on the road
I may have seen a bus or sixteen
None that I need, man
And those ones marked 'Not In Service'?
Not a fan
Been waiting for hours
A waste of my life
I'm feeling so bored
And filled up with strife
I need to go to town
Still waiting around
But the
Bus ain't here
Need it, right?
Bus ain't here
Waited all day, shite!
Bus ain't here
What an utter load
Bus ain't here
Why won't it show?
(Gwee-tar solo whilst waiting)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here (oi oi oi)
Still ain't here
Next day, right? (oi oi oi)
Bus ain't here
I've waited all night! (oi oi oi)
Bus ain't here
What an complete load (oi oi oi)
Bus ain't here
Why won't it show?
Long live Akka Dakka!
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SirQuonc, same situation here in NorCAL, Sir !
Don't have to wait no longer. The next bus arrives at 5:55.
Risky move on the forced title rhyme worked alright. Like Matty's "D&D", the song length and form kind of worked against you.
Not too many gut busting jokes in this one Cop. A great original song, one that I also did back in the day but a difficult one to make funny.
Reminds me of my trip to Europe. I picture a video in which the guy does increasingly weird things to fill the time while he waits.
Unfortunately there were no big laughs here. . .BUT--I can relate, and it was very well written.
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