Song Parodies -> "(Straight to) DVD"

Original Song Title:

"TNT"

Original Performer:

"(Straight to) DVD"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Kristof's parody about movie plots (Don't Bang On About The Plot) made me decide to post this one.

So we take our Honda Civic
Out to rent an action flick
Cruise the aisles at Blockbuster
Looking for something quick
Gunfights on the left of me
Car chases on the right
Steven Seagal, Jean-Claude van Damme
Oh, and Wesley Snipes

Straight to DVD, It looks like drek
(DVD) Ah, what the heck
(DVD) Let’s just hit the road
(DVD) Stuff’s gonna ‘splooooooode!

They’re pudgy, old, no sight to behold
12 years past their prime
Made this crap because their ex
Took their last dime.
The production is poor, the scriptwriters hacks
A couple of lesbos, stereotype blacks
Dudes get blown into bits
Hot chicks show their tits

Straight to DVD, It don’t look good
(DVD) I don’t think I would
(DVD) Take this movie home
(DVD) Stars Robert Guillauuuuuume!

Straight to DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, got Get a Clue (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, Bountyyyyy Huntress 2 (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, and Kickboxer 5 (oi! oi! oi!)
DVD, no one gets out aliiiiiive!

Guillaume is pronounced "Gee-yohm"

Previous Parody Added to the Site | Next Parody Added to the Site

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

2Eagle - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment

If all I had were both versions of The Producers I would be happy.

Dee Range - June 02, 2007 - Report this comment

Lots of great lines here. Top notch stuff

Dylan Baranski - June 03, 2007 - Report this comment

Hey, two TNT parodies in the same day. Excellent parody, and 555 movies straight to video (or DVD, in this case) for you.

Kristof Robertson - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

Excellent stuff, McK! I haven't been into a Blockbuster for years now...but when I used to, I loved checking out all the straight to DVD releases for a laugh. 555+

McKludge - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dee, Dylan, Kristof. I started to write this one about the straight to DVD flicks that Disney does, like Lion King 1.5, Bambi 2, Cinderella 3. I guess I still could, just call it (Disney) DVD instead.

Ann Hammond - June 04, 2007 - Report this comment

he he

Red Ant - June 25, 2007 - Report this comment

Just listened to the recording. Very hard to sound exactly like AC/DC: IMHO the vocals were a bit high and I couldn't understand a few of the lyrics, but great job none the less. Lol at the "Man, this movie sucks" ending. I need to PM you as I have a few questions. Oh, 555, too.

McKludge - June 26, 2007 - Report this comment

Red Ant, I left you a message on inthe00s with a way to reach me.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.