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Song Parodies -> "Al Goldstein"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"Al Goldstein"
Parody Written by:
2LD4U
The Lyrics
In case you do not know who he is, Al once had a cable show on Channel 35 at midnight called "Midnight Blue". He now has lost all of his money and his show is off the air.
Channel 35 late at night,
You'd see naked girls dancing---
Not so bright.
Then, on the screen you would see---
Al Goldstein, fat and mean,
Acting soo obscene!
It's so sad, oh so sad that a grown man,
Has to act that way.
Al Goldstein, fat and mean,
The regent bad porn king!
He did some dumb things along the way,
And his employees sued him in a major way.
In jail and homeless on the big highway---
Al Goldstein, fat and mean
The shriveled old has-been!
(Repeat verse until the end of the song).
You'd see naked girls dancing---
Not so bright.
Then, on the screen you would see---
Al Goldstein, fat and mean,
Acting soo obscene!
It's so sad, oh so sad that a grown man,
Has to act that way.
Al Goldstein, fat and mean,
The regent bad porn king!
He did some dumb things along the way,
And his employees sued him in a major way.
In jail and homeless on the big highway---
Al Goldstein, fat and mean
The shriveled old has-been!
(Repeat verse until the end of the song).
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Spotty pacing (parts of the song were left out and the rest scanned wrong in places)...when it comes to ABBA, I admit I am more likely to nitpick though. Lyrics seem too much like a local-TV in-joke to score above average in humor. 4-3-4.
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