You go trans, it's your life,
Maybe you'll make a good wife.
Whoooa-hooo, be a girl, dress up mean,
Riggin' up transing queen.

Friday night and you're out for show,
Dress it up like a high priced ho.
Your boobs are patent plastic,
They're not the real thing,
Ain't the right look for G-string.
Anybody could be a guy,
Dress it up so you show some thigh.
With a bit of elastic, keep those jewels confined.
Now your're a dude that's gone trans,
You prefer dress to pants.

You are a transing queen,
He turned she, so way dressed up mean.
Transing queen,
They don't see a male human being, oh yeah.
You go trans, it's your life,
Wanting to be someone's wife.
Be a girl, primp and preen, whooa-hoo,
Riggin' up transing queen.

Use a tweezer, that hair is gone,
Laser burning would take too long.
You go to great bother,
Try to look like Sue.
Now your're a dude that's gone trans,
You prefer dress to pants.

You are a transing queen,
He turned she, so way dressed up mean.
Transing queen,
They don't see a male human being, oh yeah.
You go trans, it's your life,
Wanting to be someone's wife.
Be a girl, primp and preen,
Riggin' up transing queen.
Riggin' up transing queen.