Song Parodies -> "Ranting Dean"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing Queen"

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Original Performer:

"Ranting Dean"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

He can rant, he can rave, commentary cuts like knife,
Insults hurl, hear him scream, diggin' on ranting Dean.
Tuesday night and the polls are closed,
Howie's up and he's predisposed.
All he needed was music, he was in the swing,
He thought he was booked for the king.
Anybody could beat that guy,
Full of dung as the comics fly,
Now he's going all spastic, he must be high on wine,
He's in the mood for a rant.
And so he took the chance...

He is the ranting Dean, "take your seat" ODed on caffeine,
Ranting Dean, carry on like it's halloween.
He can rant, he can rave, commentary cuts like knife,
Insults hurl, hear him scream, diggin' on ranting Dean.

You're a cheeser you'll soon be gone,
Bridges burning, you're hanging on.
You're not like any other, soon you will be through,
He's in the mood for a rant.
And so he took the chance...

He is the ranting Dean, "take your seat" ODed on caffeine,
Ranting Dean, carry on like it's halloween.
He can rant, he can rave, commentary cuts like knife,
Insults hurl, hear him scream, diggin' on ranting Dean.

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Jack Wilson - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Awesome job! All 5's! BTW ya know at the rate youre going with multiple parodies a day, you could beat William and Malc pretty soon I bet

Adagio - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

LOL...I REALLY like this one!

Johnny D - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

5's ..... I could imagine Howie saying something like "MY NAME IS HOWARD DEAN - WHEN I GET MAD, I SHOUT - AND WHEN I SHOUT - I GET MAD !!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Stray Pooch - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Love it, love it, love it!!! 555

David Chrenko - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Great job, Guy. This parody's going places...like California! Oklahoma! New Hampshire!! Minnesota!! Massachu...Massa...Maaa...Yeeeeooooaaaahhhh!!!

Claude Prez - January 26, 2004 - Report this comment

Funny stuff Guy

John Jenkins - January 27, 2004 - Report this comment

Guy - another good Dean parody - I hope you send him a thank you note for all of the top ten parody material he has provided for you.

Guy - January 29, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks one and all for votes and comments. I really wish he would have won NH but I knew it wasn't in the cards. My reasons are not political. It is just that he will soon drop below the radar and I'll have to find another source for cannon fodder. Don't you just love this guy?

Ingeborg - September 07, 2004 - Report this comment

Good political humor, though the pacing and rhymes could have been a little better. 4-5-5 here!

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