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Song Parodies -> "Pistachio Ice Cream"
Original Song Title:
"Dancing Queen"
(MP3)Original Performer:
ABBA
Parody Song Title:
"Pistachio Ice Cream"
Parody Written by:
Ross Marshall
The Lyrics
It's best if you llisten to the original as you read the lyrics. A group called the A*Teens redid this one a while ago, but ABBA was first, so I lumped it in the 70s secton. I hope you enjoy!
You can't dance; you can't jive because of your huge behind
See that girl; watch her eat diggin' the green ice cream
Friday night and you're on low
Looking for something sweet, ya know
Where the cream is cool and the cones, they swing
This sure ain't Burger King
Any flavor's the one to buy
With a bit of bologna it'll be just fine
Where they give the right taste spoons
Sometimes hand out pie
You're gonna take a chance
Try it, don't even pass
Chorus
Pistachio ice cream—nice and sweet, number 17
Green ice cream can't be beat, just like tangerines oh, yeah
You can't dance; you can't jive because of your huge behind
See that girl; watch her eat diggin' the green ice cream
Just like an easel turns an artist on
Give ya green ice cream and you'll be gone
Only one for me, only one will do
I'm gonna take a chance
I'll try it; I won't pass
Chorus
Diggin' the green ice cream
Diggin' the green ice cream
Diggin' the green ice cream
See that girl; watch her eat diggin' the green ice cream
Friday night and you're on low
Looking for something sweet, ya know
Where the cream is cool and the cones, they swing
This sure ain't Burger King
Any flavor's the one to buy
With a bit of bologna it'll be just fine
Where they give the right taste spoons
Sometimes hand out pie
You're gonna take a chance
Try it, don't even pass
Chorus
Pistachio ice cream—nice and sweet, number 17
Green ice cream can't be beat, just like tangerines oh, yeah
You can't dance; you can't jive because of your huge behind
See that girl; watch her eat diggin' the green ice cream
Just like an easel turns an artist on
Give ya green ice cream and you'll be gone
Only one for me, only one will do
I'm gonna take a chance
I'll try it; I won't pass
Chorus
Diggin' the green ice cream
Diggin' the green ice cream
Diggin' the green ice cream
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I liked it
Not bad at all. I've done several on this song. Great choice to parody. Great song too.
Thanks guys, I'm glad you liked it!
Dancing Queen seems to be THE song everyone wants to spoof, out of ABBA's whole repertoire...this parody is reasonably good in terms of pacing and humor, though the fat jokes might be offensive to some readers.
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