I’ve been eating some food, from I don’t know when.
Think I got e-coli, when will liquid dung end?
Look at me now, when will this be done?
I don’t know how, but suddenly I lost control.
Dung is firing fast out my hole.

This feels like an ear that constantly rings.
One sole fart and my butt snorts everything.
Noo…

Diarrhoea, here it goes again.
My my, I can not resist this.
Diarrhoea, I must go again.
My my, I will never miss this.

Now, when I think I farted,
It’s obvious I sharted.
Coli, now you really got to go.
Diarrhoea, really hate you so.
Coli, now you really got to go.

I’ve been angry and sad when I get this poo.
This is not a good time that I have to go through.
I gotta go; I must say no more.
I hope you know that I’m going to take too long.
And my stomach feels very wrong.

This feels like an ear that constantly rings.
One sole fart and my butt snorts everything.
Noo…

Diarrhoea, here it goes again.
My my, I can not resist this.
Diarrhoea, I must go again.
My my, I will never miss this.

Now, when I think I farted,
It’s obvious I sharted.
Coli, now you really got to go.
Diarrhoea, it must go away.
Bye, bye. My anus is tender.
Diarrhoea, hate to shart that clay.
Bye bye. Looks like from a blender.

Diarrhoea, here it goes again.
My my, I can not resist this.
Diarrhoea, I must go again.
My my, I will never miss this.

Now, when I think I farted,
It’s obvious I sharted.
Coli, now you really got to go.
Diarrhoea, really hate you so.
Coli, now you really got to go.