He's been cheating people since he was just 10
One of his made men's a narcoleptic named Ben
None of his money he's ever earned
He blew all his daddy's half a billion bankroll
His scum-in-law’s a rank troll
How'd we ever get this sent-from-hell thing?
Putin and Scheisseberg helped him to "win"

Don's Mafia has a klepto yen
Crime, crime, should-be-in-prison crew
Don's Mafia hangs with klepto friends
Crime, crime, all of them prison-due

Country's broken since started
Regime of evil-hearted
Crime guys, just another Cosa No'
Don's Mafia, every day they show
High crime is the only thing they know

We get angry but there's nothing that we can do
Because his AG is in the Mafia too
For Putin and Russia Don's a whore
His love for dictators is extremely strong
For dictator role he longs
For now to DC criminals he brings
That quickly learn to kiss his ass and ring

Don's Mafia's mostly klepto men
Crime, crime, should-be-in-prison crew
Don's Mafia has klepto women
Like slime Kellyanne, witch in crew

Country's broken since started
Regime of weasel-tarted
Crime slime, every one of them a ho'

Don's Mafia gives our land away
High crimes are the prime endeavor
Don's Mafia Constitution-frays
Bye-bye legal system, severed


Don's Mafia's full of dread old men
Prize, prize misogynistic moves
Don's Mafia's got a retro yen
Bright white, their favoritist hue

Country's broken since started
Regime that ain't departed
Crime slime, they are all egregious ho's
Don's Mafia, every day they show
Crime time, on and on and on it goes