Friday night and I sit at home
Too fat to have a place to go
Where they have the right tables
And the right seats
Big enough for me

Anyway i will just stay home
Eating chocolate all alone
Watching television
Everything is fine
Im in the mood for food
But before I come unglued

I ll eat a lean cuisine
Chicken, rice, and lima beans
Lean cuisine
It tastes so gross, it seems, oh yeah
Take a chance
You can diet
Extending the time in your life ooh ooh

See me hurl
I hate beans
Eating a lean cuisine