Well I was looking at the Oscars on the TV last night
Then I had very PC notion, yeah
I really had to write a song about it
And if made and presented for the jury at hand
Sure you know that jury's gonna like it, yeah
(Although that normal people's gonna shun it)

Just make a back door upsurge filler
A big black gay gorilla

You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, let the monkey get it on
Add some winning heat 'fore the monkey's embalmed
That is my advice, make a gay King Kong

Now you could make a movie with a scream queen in lace
And for sure you made her climb the steeple, yeah
Tattoos done well and scream queen turns to drag queen!
And when they get together, let them have a good time
Don't forget to add a ton of muzak, yeah
'Cos what you'll sell on screen is kinda kinky

Don't let his **** hang down
And waddle all around
Make a bully back door filler
A ballet poof gorilla

You make a gay King Kong as a brokeback tagalong
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, the jury'll come along
You will see them buy the ol' monkey like johns
Then there'll be much praise for a gay King Kong

Make him make out with Godzilla
Your big black gay gorilla

You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, suck up to the bon ton
That's what makes them have their own monkey prolonged
Get the pregnant chads, make a gay King Kong

You make a gay King Kong and the prize will come along
Listen to the jury and it cannot go wrong
Go do a gay King Kong, see the jury come as one
Don't forget to use "the banana boat song"
Heed to my advice, make a gay King Kong