Song Parodies -> "I'm Not A Cat"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Not In Love"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Not A Cat"

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The Lyrics

Dedicated to Texas lawyer Rod Ponton, who brightened everybody's day by showing up to a hearing with a Zoom filter he couldn't disable that turned him into a cat.

I'm not a cat
Sorry, Your Honour
It's just a filter that I'm going through
Can't find the settings
To turn it off
I'm feline wrong, it's not some hearing aid
I'm not a cat, no no,
Fucking Zoom

Well, you can see me
As cute as fuck
The pussy-cution needs its own defence
And in my contract
Must be a clause
So should we stop, or maybe hitting paws?
I'm not a cat, no no,
Fucking zoom

'Be quiet, big lawyers don't cry
Big lawyers don't cry
Big lawyers don't cry
Big lawyers don't cry
Big lawyers don't cry
Big lawyers don't cry
Big lawyers don't cry

You see a kitten
Upon your wall
Within a whisker of contempt of court
If I act fur-tive
It's still me.. ow
I know you know that behind thereby hangs a tail
I'm not a cat, no no,
Fucking zoom

Court'll wait a long time for me
D'oh! They'll wait a long time
Judge'll wait a long time for me
D'oh! He'll wait a long time

I'm not a cat,
I can't forget it
Was just a filter I was going through
And just because it's now on YouTube
And I've gone viral, ten million times it's played
I'm not a cat,
I'm not a cat

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