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Song Parodies -> "Blog Reports On Harry Potter"
Original Song Title:
"Book Report"
Original Performer:
You're A Good Man Charlie Brown!
Parody Song Title:
"Blog Reports On Harry Potter"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
Guide to readers--This is based on the original cast recording of the tune. Four digit numbers are pronounced like ’32-30’. Characters’s names in the starred choral sections should be obvious. DKTOS? See a video at Youtube. Enjoy!
[ALL:] Home Page! Click! [log-on tone]
Some blog reports on Harry Potter, blog reports on Harry Potter…(etc.)
Pohhhterrrr!!!!
(imautisticsowhat.com):
Harry Potter is a nifty book about a nifty orphan who lives locked up in his nasty uncle’s closet….1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,11,12,13,14….3230 pages, U.S. Edition, to go!
(fantasticdork.com):
I got these new books all for Christmas
This blog report is about this
J.K. Rowling wrote all about this…wizard
It was real funny [SPOILER!]
It broke my heart when [SPOILER!}
Hagrid was [#$%^%]
It reminded me of Stephen King!
In the part where Roland the Gunslinger was stuck in the desert chasing after the Man In Black
And then he got lost on the desolate beach and survived the lobster attack
And then he got Eddie Dean and Susannah and Jake
And they rode Charlie Choo-Choo the joke-telling flake
And they answered the town of Meijis and all
As a part of the quest so the Dark Tower can’t fall
With Roland’s ka-tet and ka so true--
Harry Potter was a seven-book epic thing, too
(imautisticsowhat):
The evil wizard’s name was Voldemort…18,19,20,21,22,23…
(hiswayismyway.com):
In examining the book series of Harry Potter, it is important that
the satanic characteristics of its deceptively simple plot should not be allowed to blind the reader to the more diabolical motives of its intentions. In this report I plan to discuss the
theological complications and familiar symbols so made as to inspire an otherwise moral child to perform acts of blasphemy which we consciously know are against God’s law! I also will try to explore the psychology of Professor Dumbledore in his conflicted roles as teacher and Satan’s minion. Harry Potter is demonic from the start as his rebellious nature is only exacerbated…
(crabbyhermit.com):
Where is Ms. Rowling now?
‘Cause I’m really interested
On just what she was thinking
When she thought up this sprawl
This all seems somewhat hollow
Dreamed up the plot on Wednesday
Wrote the dialogue on Thursday
That’s how these big things happen
There is something tapped in
To my way of thinking---
All the money she’s making
She seems just like my type,
I won’t give her much pressure
I’ll check for her letter
In post tomorrow
Where is Ms. Rowling now?
So where is Ms. Rowling now?
Because I’m really interested
I’m so upset she’s thinking
I’d like for her to call
(imautisticsowhat):
Hermione and Ron were his best friends…24,25,26,27,28,29,30, YUP!
(fantasticdork):
Down came the bat on his head--BOSH!
And Wendy ran from old Jack, seeing red--GOSH!
Then he yelled “Here’s Johnny! You’ll be dead—AUGH!”
That movie’s long
(imautisticsowhat):
35,36,37,38,39,40!
(fantasticdork):
Just then Big Bill entered in—Yay!
He came to fight the spider demon—Hey!
And IT said, “You never will win!- HA!”
But IT was wrong…They took a stand
Just like wizards…Who fight a lot
And give them hell…For the glory
Like Harry Potter…Which this report…Is about…
[DUET]
**How does she expect us to think that Voldemort…Was stalking poor Harry…In so many ways…
*There are funny names in these novels!..Such as Hagrid and Seamus…and Flitwick and Dobby…and Percy and Dudley…and Draco and Umbridge…and Slugwell and Albus…Trawlaney, Parvati, McGonagall…DelaCouer, Pansy and Snape!
**How can he, being a wizard that’s supposedly powerful, work ineffectively in keeping his ways?
(hiswayismyway):
Lest we forget the barely contained but latent homosexuality exhibited in book 3 by Sirius, Lupin and Wormtail!!
[TUTTI]
*Harry Potter is a nifty book about a nifty orphan who lives locked up in his nasty uncle’s closet!
**Where is Ms. Rowling…’Cause I’m real interested…she so upsets my thinking…Which is not good at all…I wish she’d call…I wish she’d call!
***Harry Potter is the guy about which this blog review is about, it’s
Harry Potter! Harry Potter!
*3219, 3220, 3221, 3222…!
**I think that she has captured my heart!
***Stephen King is the man, love his art!
(imautisticsowhat):
And he was happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy at…Hogwarts.
**But then…
*3229,3230…he really really really really had good friends.
***Amen!
(crabbyhermit:)
A blog report on Harry Potter!
Some blog reports on Harry Potter, blog reports on Harry Potter…(etc.)
Pohhhterrrr!!!!
(imautisticsowhat.com):
Harry Potter is a nifty book about a nifty orphan who lives locked up in his nasty uncle’s closet….1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,11,12,13,14….3230 pages, U.S. Edition, to go!
(fantasticdork.com):
I got these new books all for Christmas
This blog report is about this
J.K. Rowling wrote all about this…wizard
It was real funny [SPOILER!]
It broke my heart when [SPOILER!}
Hagrid was [#$%^%]
It reminded me of Stephen King!
In the part where Roland the Gunslinger was stuck in the desert chasing after the Man In Black
And then he got lost on the desolate beach and survived the lobster attack
And then he got Eddie Dean and Susannah and Jake
And they rode Charlie Choo-Choo the joke-telling flake
And they answered the town of Meijis and all
As a part of the quest so the Dark Tower can’t fall
With Roland’s ka-tet and ka so true--
Harry Potter was a seven-book epic thing, too
(imautisticsowhat):
The evil wizard’s name was Voldemort…18,19,20,21,22,23…
(hiswayismyway.com):
In examining the book series of Harry Potter, it is important that
the satanic characteristics of its deceptively simple plot should not be allowed to blind the reader to the more diabolical motives of its intentions. In this report I plan to discuss the
theological complications and familiar symbols so made as to inspire an otherwise moral child to perform acts of blasphemy which we consciously know are against God’s law! I also will try to explore the psychology of Professor Dumbledore in his conflicted roles as teacher and Satan’s minion. Harry Potter is demonic from the start as his rebellious nature is only exacerbated…
(crabbyhermit.com):
Where is Ms. Rowling now?
‘Cause I’m really interested
On just what she was thinking
When she thought up this sprawl
This all seems somewhat hollow
Dreamed up the plot on Wednesday
Wrote the dialogue on Thursday
That’s how these big things happen
There is something tapped in
To my way of thinking---
All the money she’s making
She seems just like my type,
I won’t give her much pressure
I’ll check for her letter
In post tomorrow
Where is Ms. Rowling now?
So where is Ms. Rowling now?
Because I’m really interested
I’m so upset she’s thinking
I’d like for her to call
(imautisticsowhat):
Hermione and Ron were his best friends…24,25,26,27,28,29,30, YUP!
(fantasticdork):
Down came the bat on his head--BOSH!
And Wendy ran from old Jack, seeing red--GOSH!
Then he yelled “Here’s Johnny! You’ll be dead—AUGH!”
That movie’s long
(imautisticsowhat):
35,36,37,38,39,40!
(fantasticdork):
Just then Big Bill entered in—Yay!
He came to fight the spider demon—Hey!
And IT said, “You never will win!- HA!”
But IT was wrong…They took a stand
Just like wizards…Who fight a lot
And give them hell…For the glory
Like Harry Potter…Which this report…Is about…
[DUET]
**How does she expect us to think that Voldemort…Was stalking poor Harry…In so many ways…
*There are funny names in these novels!..Such as Hagrid and Seamus…and Flitwick and Dobby…and Percy and Dudley…and Draco and Umbridge…and Slugwell and Albus…Trawlaney, Parvati, McGonagall…DelaCouer, Pansy and Snape!
**How can he, being a wizard that’s supposedly powerful, work ineffectively in keeping his ways?
(hiswayismyway):
Lest we forget the barely contained but latent homosexuality exhibited in book 3 by Sirius, Lupin and Wormtail!!
[TUTTI]
*Harry Potter is a nifty book about a nifty orphan who lives locked up in his nasty uncle’s closet!
**Where is Ms. Rowling…’Cause I’m real interested…she so upsets my thinking…Which is not good at all…I wish she’d call…I wish she’d call!
***Harry Potter is the guy about which this blog review is about, it’s
Harry Potter! Harry Potter!
*3219, 3220, 3221, 3222…!
**I think that she has captured my heart!
***Stephen King is the man, love his art!
(imautisticsowhat):
And he was happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy, happy at…Hogwarts.
**But then…
*3229,3230…he really really really really had good friends.
***Amen!
(crabbyhermit:)
A blog report on Harry Potter!
Copyright 2007, Agrimorfee. Whew!
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"Whew!" is right - what an effort!!
That was one of the most epic blog reports I've ever read, you wrote a mouthful.
Epicly hilarious, or hilariously epic. 5s
Lawks, Agri! You take on the most verbose and/or obscure of Os's...and make entertaining parodies of them. Bravo! 555
This is one of the strangest entries I've seen on this site, but I liked it... :)
Definitely an epic amount of work here, Aggy. I was able to follow it all the way through without getting lost pacing wise. Your work in the spoken parts was very impressive as was capturing the sound effects. I'm afraid I am lost on the content though, not having seen the sequels to HP. Fave line: "Lest we forget the barely contained but latent homosexuality exhibited in book 3.." 5s
SOTM - What next, the entire works of new Nobel Prize winner Doris Lessing? ;-)
Lol
(SOTM) pacing was probably great, but I got lost a number of times because of the bickering parts in the OS, this is one of those that need to be recorded to make an impression. . .Hey don't look at me on that one--I don't think I could find this backing track if I wanted to:) "God’s law! I also will try to explore the psychology of Professor Dumbledore in his conflicted roles as teacher and Satan’s minion. Harry Potter is demonic from the start as his rebellious nature is only exacerbated…" was one of many exhaustingly funny lines that may sneak this one into my top 5. Epic job Agri, and kind of fun to try and sing-a-long to.
Imagine my shock when J.K. Rowling made her startling revelation about Dumbledore this past weekend!
Wow... I see that "epic" has already been used, but no other word springs to mind. Favourite verse was the Roland the Gunslinger high-speed one.
(SOTM) This moves way too fast for me to follow. But reading some of the quotes, its funny how seriously some people take Harry Potter.
(SOTM) Couldn't care much for HP, but kudos for taking on a brutal OS!
(SOTM) Very 'epical', if such a word ever exists?
(ABC4) "Whew is right" was going to be my comment and amazingly it was JD's comment first - I didn't know the OS so I youtubed it, and your pacing was wonderful Ag - if I knew the subject matter more it would have had a greater impact, but I'm way impressed with the work that went into this - 555
SOTM- Wow. I see your an avid follower of those blogs. I'm not too familiar with them, but this was very well done, Agri.
The Youtube link above is now invalid. Use http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLbW6SB3tTk (contains some new lyrics not included in the original recording I used)
(ABC5B)
Simply mind blogering. You really did a lot of work on this entry. Amazing!
Simply mind blogering. You really did a lot of work on this entry. Amazing!
I love it when you parody these crazy-ass songs, because that gives me an excuse to step outside the realm of the average and ordinary and even sometimes (In the case of most of the Big 7 excluding of course "Bohemian Rhapsody") boring. These songs are the songs that nobody else would even think about taking on and that's why I love reading them when you post them!
(ABC B) See my SOTM comment.
See above
Um, see above,this was so crazy that I really can't follow it, and that female singer should be put in jail if she ever opens her mouth again.
I have got to spend a day watching the HP movies in order. My comment a some 18 months ago still stands.
(ABC) see above - still impressive reading despite my unfamiliarity with the subject matter Ag - you truly are a fan
(ABC) I have a soft spot for opera, for operatic spoofs, and for Harry Potter! Great, clever, hilarious! 5-5-5 and a scholarship to Hogwarts!
P.S. A few Christian writers have defended the Harry Potter books, saying the novels are loaded with Christian and spiritual imagery and lessons.
I love it when you riff on something that is so out there, Agri. This is like Charlie Brown meets Harry Potter meets Eric Dolphy.
I must confess I have read all the books and discussed them at length with my family. I'm not proud of this.
But, you should be proud of this parody,
*spoiler alert*...Dumbledore's gay !!!
I must confess I have read all the books and discussed them at length with my family. I'm not proud of this.
But, you should be proud of this parody,
*spoiler alert*...Dumbledore's gay !!!
A fun take on the HP series which I enjoy quite a bit. Great job!
Note to 1st time readers: this is the best youtube i can find for this song-- http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLbW6SB3tTk -- but it isn't the original cast album and contains a few extraneous lines in the middle and the end:
I think I've read this parody of yours about 3 or 4 times now and I'm still impressed with that you were able to do with such an epic song. Freaking fantastic stuff!
Funny parody! I loved the way the entire song was laid out, it was really good!
Quite familiar with OS, as I've played in the orchestra pit for the show several times (and have the original cast recording.) Pacing glitches prevented me from giving full credit; nonetheless, they didn't affect my enjoyment! Particularly like the satirical jabs ... 354 :)
Never a fan of Harry Potter, but I still think that his is a creative idea anyway!
Artistry-60
I commented and voted in ABC "B" round - see above. It was still fun reading it again.
I commented and voted in ABC "B" round - see above. It was still fun reading it again.
(Artistry) Well, now that I know a lot more about the HP universe I can appreciate this parody a lot more. 555 for you, sir!
Yet another see above for me:)
INSANE OS, and very hilarious! Haven't read too much of the Potter books, but know enough to understand. 555
(Artistry) This wins the Triwizard cup going away.
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