Song Parodies -> "Muslim Salli"

Original Song Title:

"Mustang Sally"

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Original Performer:

"Muslim Salli"

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The Lyrics

The in laws were in town over the holidays, so I took them to my favorite Wahabbi rhythm and blues joint. The house band always closes the evening with this Walid Salaam Pickett classic

Muslim Salli (Huh ... Hah!)
Guess you better slow your Islam down (Allah ... What I said now)
Muslim Salli now, baby (Allah)
Guess you better SLOW .. your Islam down (Ha .. Oh, yeah)
You've been praying all over town now
Oooh! I guess I have to pull your black burqa off the ground now
(Ha! .. What I said now)

Listen ...
All you wanna do is praise Allah, Salli (Allah, Salli, Allah)
All you wanna do is praise Allah, Salli (Allah, Salli, Allah)
All you wanna do is PRAISE ALLAH, Salli (Allah, Salli Allah)
All you wanna do is praise Allah, Salli ( Allah Salli, Allah)
One of these Ramadhan mornings (WOOH!)
Gonna be dustin' yo' .. praying rug
(HA! ... What I said now)

Lookie here ...
I bought you a brand new Quran .. a 1964
And now you come around prostratin', woman
That I AIN'T your Akbar anymore!
Muslim Salli now, baby
Guess you beter slow that ISLA-A-AM down
Listen ... You've been praying all over town
OWWWW!
Got to pull your black burqa off the ground
(HA! ... What I said now, yeah)

Listen to me one more time, y'all
Now all you wanna do is praise Allah, Salli (Allah, salli, Allah)
All you wanna do is praise Allah, Salli (Allah, Salli, Allah)
All you wanna do is praise Allah, Salli ...

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