I cannot believe what I see with my eyes:
It arcs likes a geyser that shoots up to the skies.

Guy can stream for miles and miles….
Oh wow!

He can hit a target that sits incredibly far away;
the spectacle gives a new meaning to the term “ocean spray.”

After he’s had a few,
you know what he’s gonna do,
though some folks may get riled,
he’ll do it dog style.

Guy can stream for miles and miles….
Oh wow!

On the other hand, some folks some folks see what he can do,
and they shout, “Olé!”
In turn, he acknowledges their kudos with a little friendly “OK!”

Indubitably
he can really pee.
On one hand, causes bile,
on the other, smiles.

Guy can stream for miles and miles….
Oh wow!

I now believe what I see with my eyes;
when I heard ’bout it, thought it was a pack of lies.

Guy really streams miles and miles…
No lie!

The Eiffel Tower rises nearly a thousand feet; that’s quite a way.
I saw him reach the top and beyond with breaking a sweat one day.

But then it grew and grew;
he hit the Montparnasse too.
Drinks wine…in a while,
he’s a peenophile.

Guy can stream for miles and miles….