Me, I like to burn things down
(talkin’ ’bout my conflagrations)—
setting fires all over town
(gawkin’ at my conflagrations).
In my work I’m never cold
(talkin’ calorification).
Those who fry might get the law’s scold
(talkin’ bout incarceration).

These are my conflagrations,
these are my conflagrations, flaming.

Set another blaze today
(talkin’ this instantiation).
It was pretty big, caused much dismay
(talkin’ about perturbation).
I am trying to cause some inflammation—
what I’m all about is conflagration.

These are my conflagrations,
these are my conflagrations, blazing.

Set another blaze? OK!
(Not what I want’s validation).
No need to ask…on it straightway
(talkin’ ’bout no vacillation).
I am trying to cause some inflammation,
causing some folks to take a forced vacation.

I desire conflagrations,
I desire conflagrations, flaming.

I’m inclined to burn things down
(talkin’ ’bout my conflagrations)—
causing ire all over town
(causing also trepidation).
Many torched structures I’ve tolled
(talkin’ ’bout enumeration).
Might get tried because I’m too bold
(talkin’ ’bout aggrandization).

Time was nie for cessation;
I got tried; new sensation: jailing.