I feed on chicken fingers
I feed on burritos
Lunch is all around me
And so the waistline grows

It is the Christmas season
We eat so much, you know
So if you're a real glutton
Come on and eat some mo'

You know I love food
I always will
My tummy's hungry
For some turkey or eel

There's no meal skipping
There'll be no end
You've got a plump
And big rear end

I see my plate before me
As I sit down to eat
I'm not a vegetarian
So I say "where's the meat?"

You gave your omelet to me
And I ate more than you
I need someone to tell me
That I'm a fatty too

You know I love food
I always will
My tummy's hungry
For some turkey or eel

There's no meal skipping
There'll be no end
You've got a plump
And big rear end

It is the Christmas season
We eat so much, you know
So if you're a real glutton
Come on and eat some mo' (repeat and fade)