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Song Parodies -> "Ewes Were On My Mind"
Original Song Title:
"You Were On My Mind"
Original Performer:
We Five
Parody Song Title:
"Ewes Were On My Mind"
Parody Written by:
Fiddlegirl and Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
As it turns out, the Olympic athletes weren’t the only ones receiving acclaim last week. Tommy sends the following postcard message, which Fiddlegirl very much regrets having to relay…
Live-performance OS video here.
Live-performance OS video here.
As I watched the Olympics
Ewes were on my mind
Their schmooze was on my mind
Women: trouble, whoa oh
Marriage: hurries (Moi? No!)
Ties, too soon, that bind
So I went to the farmer
Where the sheep all range
I must release these pangs
In the stable, whoa-oh
'Neath the surrey, (oh, oh!)
I got thrown again
I was stoked up this morning
Sim'larly incli-i-i-ined, and
Ewes had formed a line
Burst their bubbles? (No, no!)
Never hurry (go slow)
Love those moves, ovine
That barn was a-reelin'
Each sheep enthu-u-u-u-used by --
-- Way down deep-ish screw-ew-ews
Yeah, I got the lambs all "you know"
I had a groove on (Mo-jo!)
I did it all, to rave reviews
Then I woke up this morning
Looked around to find
All been in my mind
What a bummer (Oh, no!) [1]
Shrink is worried (psych-o)
Padded room is mine…
[1] No relation to Apolo Ohno, despite our several tribs to him recently. ;)
Ewes were on my mind
Their schmooze was on my mind
Women: trouble, whoa oh
Marriage: hurries (Moi? No!)
Ties, too soon, that bind
So I went to the farmer
Where the sheep all range
I must release these pangs
In the stable, whoa-oh
'Neath the surrey, (oh, oh!)
I got thrown again
I was stoked up this morning
Sim'larly incli-i-i-ined, and
Ewes had formed a line
Burst their bubbles? (No, no!)
Never hurry (go slow)
Love those moves, ovine
That barn was a-reelin'
Each sheep enthu-u-u-u-used by --
-- Way down deep-ish screw-ew-ews
Yeah, I got the lambs all "you know"
I had a groove on (Mo-jo!)
I did it all, to rave reviews
Then I woke up this morning
Looked around to find
All been in my mind
What a bummer (Oh, no!) [1]
Shrink is worried (psych-o)
Padded room is mine…
[1] No relation to Apolo Ohno, despite our several tribs to him recently. ;)
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More ewe-phonious sounds from the house band of the Bow and Shell! ;D
Many right wing zealots refer to the politically indifferent majority as "sheeple". It appears you have indulged in yet another time-(honored?) procedure for generating this species. I am trying to visualize the result, should this genetic bridge be crossed.
Ewe are a very baaaaaad turtle! And it was a verrrrry good parody! Now, if the lambs would just stop screaming.....
Puttin' the quadra'pedal to the 'nettle' again I see! Lamb- *and* Ram-tastic all neatly melded in one premium, er, 'package'--Three bleetin' fives!!
Reminds me of one that I wrote but didn't submit. Anyway really creative
Thanks, all!
OMR: And the ewes just *keep* phoning... it's getting ridiculous! ;)
Patrick: Eeek! Scary.... ;)
Mark "Starling" Scotti: TT assured me he was going away to get some help... You can't imagine my dismay at receiving the postcard! ;)
Double Ewes: And the bleat goes on... ;)
Phil: Now, don't be shy. I'm sure TT could, upon request, provide you with an extensive list of similarly-themed parodies, by various authors. It must be some kind of catharsis... or something... ;)
OMR: And the ewes just *keep* phoning... it's getting ridiculous! ;)
Patrick: Eeek! Scary.... ;)
Mark "Starling" Scotti: TT assured me he was going away to get some help... You can't imagine my dismay at receiving the postcard! ;)
Double Ewes: And the bleat goes on... ;)
Phil: Now, don't be shy. I'm sure TT could, upon request, provide you with an extensive list of similarly-themed parodies, by various authors. It must be some kind of catharsis... or something... ;)
Ewe sheepster, ewe...!
Old Man Ribber: As you can see by the ending, it was all ewe-phony. (I *kill* me!) ... Just worried about when their lawyer calls -- you know, Sues-a-phone-he-us -- down the tuba, we go....
Patrick: When you cross a sheep and a turtle, you get the Space Shurtle -- what an achievement!
Mark Scotti: They're screams of ecstasy, I assure you....
@ FG: Well, if *you'd" "help out" once in a while ... Besides, you're the one who needs help. I sent the postcard dismarch, not dismay. ;)
Ewephoric le Ewefornic™: Ya actually gonna sell a product by that name, or ya just makin' fun a' us?... WE would *never* make fun of anyone! (cough). .. besides, when a guy becomes so fornlorn....
Phil Nelson and Fiddlegirl: It's already been done, by TJC:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/elvispresley37.shtml
Obviously, the list needs updating, as TT has more than doubled that proud number :), but at that time in late 2007, there were 45 ewe-logies, with five other mulit-transgressors, and 23 authors who only "experimented" once. :-D
Meriadoc: TT is a proud member of the Sheepster's Union. (US-centric joke; one of the largest labor union in the US was called the Teamster's Union).
Patrick: When you cross a sheep and a turtle, you get the Space Shurtle -- what an achievement!
Mark Scotti: They're screams of ecstasy, I assure you....
@ FG: Well, if *you'd" "help out" once in a while ... Besides, you're the one who needs help. I sent the postcard dismarch, not dismay. ;)
Ewephoric le Ewefornic™: Ya actually gonna sell a product by that name, or ya just makin' fun a' us?... WE would *never* make fun of anyone! (cough). .. besides, when a guy becomes so fornlorn....
Phil Nelson and Fiddlegirl: It's already been done, by TJC:
http://www.amiright.com/parody/70s/elvispresley37.shtml
Obviously, the list needs updating, as TT has more than doubled that proud number :), but at that time in late 2007, there were 45 ewe-logies, with five other mulit-transgressors, and 23 authors who only "experimented" once. :-D
Meriadoc: TT is a proud member of the Sheepster's Union. (US-centric joke; one of the largest labor union in the US was called the Teamster's Union).
Ewe and your hilarious puns! Bleating ya 555's!
Thanks, CMM!! :D
@ TT: ROFL at all of the above!
@ TT: ROFL at all of the above!
Christie Marie M: What "wool-ed" we be without ewe? Thanks for takin' it on the lamb, and for v/c!
Fiddlegirl: Aw, shucks -- (kiss, kiss) -- all is forgiven! :-D
Fiddlegirl: Aw, shucks -- (kiss, kiss) -- all is forgiven! :-D
Ewe devils! Good work :)
Peregrin (Pippin): Was wondering where the other half was! Thanks for re-appearing, and for v/c!
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