Song Parodies -> "Brown Eyed Slag"

Original Song Title:

"Brown Eyed Girl"

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Original Performer:

"Brown Eyed Slag"

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The Lyrics

She's not really a slag, it's just a fad.

The "slapping and thumping" bit refers to her hitting me, by the way

Hey where did you go,
Days when I called names?
I'm not so shallow,
Just playin' a new game.
Laughing and a running hey, hey
Slapping and a thumping
It's a mystery where I thought it
Never bought for trumping you
My brown eyed slag,
You my brown eyed slag.

I'll tell you what happened
That Tuesday was so slow
Found a way to pass the time
Never meant to hurt you though
Standing in the sunlight laughing,
You said "Call me Rainbow, Paul",
Headed all the hours passing
Hardly seemed a day at all, with you
My brown eyed slag,
You my brown eyed slag.

Do you remember when I used to sing,
Sla-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lag
Sla-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lag

So hard to find a way,
To cheer me up when I'm feelin' sunk
On weekends and holidays,
When you're out getting drunk,
Cast my memory back there, Lord
Sometimes you come back and catch me out
But I still love slagging you off
And everyone knows you're, without a doubt,
A brown eyed slag
You my brown eyed slag

Do you remember when I used to sing
Sla-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lag
Sla-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-lag

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