Four runts in my life,
Plus three more, if you're countin'
Seven in all, do the math

These runts in my life,
Seven dwarfs, climb a mountain
And work in the mine, up the path

Short runts on my heels
Stubby hands, chubby fingers
I do their housework,
Like a spouse, I work
They ogle me, each jerk

I'm sung to by birds
With their beaks kinda' squeaky
They think I'm a ho to these dwarfs
Who are freaky..
With runts in my life,
Feel stuck, for eternity..

But then, an old hag
Offers me a red apple
Munch one juicy bite, wash it down
With some Snapple..
Fall into deep sleep,
Dreamin' no one here needs me

More dreams make it clear
Mirror snitched to the Queenie
She was the hag, poisoned apple,
That meanie..
Those runts in my life,
Now stand guard, but can't wake me

And then, comes along - handsome Prince
Likes my A cup
Slips me the tongue, what a kiss
Makes me wake up..
Gone, runts in my life,
With my Prince, live happily

No more runts in my life
All those dwarfs are history..