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Song Parodies -> "I Broke My Heart at High School Discos"
Original Song Title:
"I Left My Heart in San Francisco"
Original Performer:
Tony Bennet
Parody Song Title:
"I Broke My Heart at High School Discos"
Parody Written by:
@ssKicker
The Lyrics
The lighting and balloons in the hall seem sadly gay,
I stand in the corner by the bad-smelling buffet,
I'm terribly alone, and forgotten on the dancefloor,
I'm going home, you can't convince me to stay,
I broke my heart at high school discos,
In second year,
Two pounds entry,
To be where pretty little preps
Show off their dancing steps
To sixth-year goths with silly hair,
I don't care,
I'll stand and stare at high school discos,
Scuffing my feet so timidly,
I won't come back to those high school discos,
At least I'll save my entrance fee!
I stand in the corner by the bad-smelling buffet,
I'm terribly alone, and forgotten on the dancefloor,
I'm going home, you can't convince me to stay,
I broke my heart at high school discos,
In second year,
Two pounds entry,
To be where pretty little preps
Show off their dancing steps
To sixth-year goths with silly hair,
I don't care,
I'll stand and stare at high school discos,
Scuffing my feet so timidly,
I won't come back to those high school discos,
At least I'll save my entrance fee!
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"Six year goths with silly hair"... great line.
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