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Song Parodies -> "They're Hot Ungulates, Bulls"
Original Song Title:
"It's Not Unusual"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"They're Hot Ungulates, Bulls"
Parody Written by:
John A. Barry
The Lyrics
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
They make love to heifer hons.
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
In Pamplona, never run
'cause if you do, you might be trampled
And severed, son.
They're hot ungulates, bulls,
If you're not spry, maybe gonna die.
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
Treat 'em right, or they might bite.
If red they sight, take flight like a sprite;
They wanna fight.
They look lumbering, but you should see
Hulking herds run,
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
They'll hack you every place;
They'll macerate your face
'cause they're unhappy restless kine.
Love to lever you; cut and degut too,
But it's on hay feed that they dine.
(Horns interlude)
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
Always mad, bellicose, glum.
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
In their paddocks, bellowsome,
So, if you're wrapped in red on the range at any time,
See hot ungulates, bulls,
You find these kine will lunge at you,
Horns gore, horns gore, horns gore. . . .
They make love to heifer hons.
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
In Pamplona, never run
'cause if you do, you might be trampled
And severed, son.
They're hot ungulates, bulls,
If you're not spry, maybe gonna die.
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
Treat 'em right, or they might bite.
If red they sight, take flight like a sprite;
They wanna fight.
They look lumbering, but you should see
Hulking herds run,
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
They'll hack you every place;
They'll macerate your face
'cause they're unhappy restless kine.
Love to lever you; cut and degut too,
But it's on hay feed that they dine.
(Horns interlude)
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
Always mad, bellicose, glum.
They're hot ungulates, bulls;
In their paddocks, bellowsome,
So, if you're wrapped in red on the range at any time,
See hot ungulates, bulls,
You find these kine will lunge at you,
Horns gore, horns gore, horns gore. . . .
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Bot the bull by horns, here...funny goring
I'm laughing
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