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Song Parodies -> "Blunderball"
Original Song Title:
"Thunderball"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Tom Jones
Parody Song Title:
"Blunderball"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I know what you're thinking: "Aw, no, now Mike is trying to parody all the James Bond movie themes. This had better be an improvement over his weak 'Oilfinger.'"
He always fails to walk the talk.
He acts when other men would balk.
He looks at this world, and wants it all.
But he strikes
like blunderball.
He knows the meaning of success.
But in reality he has less.
They call him the loser who took all.
And he strikes
like blunderball.
Any battle he wants, he'll get.
He will break any law without regret.
His mind and heart are all gone.
His war goes on and on and on.
That Georgie Bush, he has such gall.
And he strikes
like blunderball!
He acts when other men would balk.
He looks at this world, and wants it all.
But he strikes
like blunderball.
He knows the meaning of success.
But in reality he has less.
They call him the loser who took all.
And he strikes
like blunderball.
Any battle he wants, he'll get.
He will break any law without regret.
His mind and heart are all gone.
His war goes on and on and on.
That Georgie Bush, he has such gall.
And he strikes
like blunderball!
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Let's hope Bush reads this...and he's shaken, and stirred...
Beating the Bushes for laughs. 555
that was blunderful...5s
(President Bush, strapped to the White House press-room podium, as a TV-spotlight slowly approaches him, getting closer...closer...closer...):
"So, Rovefinger, ah guess y'all expect me to talk truth?"
(Kaloric Rovefinger turns, hands in pockets, just before he was about to leave the press-room):
"No-o-o, Mr. Bush ... I expect you to LIE."
"So, Rovefinger, ah guess y'all expect me to talk truth?"
(Kaloric Rovefinger turns, hands in pockets, just before he was about to leave the press-room):
"No-o-o, Mr. Bush ... I expect you to LIE."
That makes the Vietnam-era Bush "Wussy Galore."
I seriously cannot believe that Tom Jones would have seriously DONE one called Thunderball.....hmm..........I think you're making this stuff up, hmm..........I'll go and check.
I DON'T BELIEVE IT!!!!!!!!! TOM JONES ACTUALLY HAS DONE ONE CALLED "THUNDERBALL" F*** MY OLD BOOTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
C-frog: Maybe Mike Myers should title the next Austin Powers film "Thunderballs." Hey, if Hulk Hogan can be "Thunderlips" for "Rocky III"... And, if VH1's "Hogan Knows Best" is real reality, then Mrs. Hogan still calls him that...
crazyfrog02 is right. TOm Jones could NOT have releasd a song called Thunderball.
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