They're Some Big Ones, Upton's ^!^s
I really wanna feel
but she married that Verlander
so, that kinda kills the deal
it's the pits!
beating my banana to her, things, which are real!

Please Go Topless, Upton's ^!^s
my hard-on's made me sick
my files, full of pictures
of this curvy little chick
with big ^!^s!
just the sight of her makes a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot C;)!(k!

They're Some Large Ones, Upton's ^!^s
and she's got the nicest smile
and her cat daddy's the sweetest
watch her sick moves, for a while
bouncy ^!^s!
given the choice, I'll have another view
I might just be here a good while!

They're Some Round Ones, Upton's ^!^s
they're some jiggly, wiggly jugs!
my hard-on'd get me peppersprayed
when it poked her, in hugs
man, those ^!^s!

there's some words some would describe me-
with, I respond, you can quote:
give
no
fugs!

Nothing Hotter, Than Her ^!^s
they're giving me sinful thoughts
my heart goes pitter patter, when she wears swimsuits, so hot
tight on ^!^s!

that girl is so appealing, curvy,
p3n!$-growing, with the most delightful
assortment of adorable features imaginable
so, in short, I like her a lot!

I'm M@$^urb@^!ng, Upton's ^!^s
she's in a swimsuit, so small!
so I might be jerky-jerking
if i don't pick up, when called
lovely ^!^s!

did you see the pictures of her
in the antarctic?
barely clothed at all!