Goofy, and a dog-day afternoon;
roofies, it sometime seems like he’s doin’.

He doesn’t appear to be very centered—
too bad Mickey couldn’t have been his mentor.
A look at his face and you see: He’s loopy, that

Goofy, who’s got a clouded worldview.
Toothy? He is missing quite a few.

Let’s face it: he is slow cerebrally;
similarly is he morphemically.
On top of that, he’s kind of a deadbeat; that’s

Goofy; is he crazy as a loon?
Truthy? Don’t think you can trust this goon

[Grunting noises]

About this mutt there’s not much more to say.
His chuckling grunting borders on a bray.
There’s cries of “Whew!” when he shuffles away.
Guy is dense as can be, drooling on senselessly.

Droolin’ when he’s gobblin’ down his food.
Really has got a bad attitude.

[Munching noises]