You're relaxed and you're feeling good (Too much, Magic Bus)
A big octopus in your neighborhood (Too much, Magic Bus)
Arnold's nervous, Liz is a reptile (Too much, Magic Bus)
Miss Frizzle gives the whole class a smile (Too much, Magic Bus)

Thanks, Miss Frizzle, for getting me here (Too much, Magic Bus)
I'm an insect now, hold my bee-er (Carlos! Magic Bus)
Hop on board and don't be shy (Too much, Magic Bus)
You might get baked into a pie (Too much, Magic Bus)
Nooooooooo!

Arnold should stay home today (Too much, Magic Bus)
I want to drive that bus to Guantanamo Bay (Too much, Magic Bus)

Go left on, intestine, go right on, fourth planet... (Did nooot plan it!)
I want home, I want home, I want home...

Nostrils and plankton every day
Raft a river of lava
Nostrils and plankton each day
Frizzle's bus drives me crazy every way
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus
Magic Bus, Magic Bus, Magic Bus...

I said, Carlos makes atrocious puns (Too much, Magic Bus)
Such as, "Kyrgyzstan, we can't be Frunze" (Carlos! Magic Bus)
I pray for weekend every day (Too much, Magic Bus)
I really should stay home today (Too much, Magic Bus)
I want home, I want home, I want home, I want home...

[Outro]
Pass her class or bite the dust (Too much, Magic Bus)
As Miss Frizzle drives us in her Magic Bus (Too much, Magic Bus)