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Song Parodies -> "One-Ball Hitler"
Original Song Title:
"Pinball Wizard"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Who
Parody Song Title:
"One-Ball Hitler"
Parody Written by:
Hu's On First
The Lyrics
What with all the Nazi-themed parodies recently, I thought I'd try one of my own...based on the popular rumor (and WWII-era song) that Hitler had only one testicle.
Ever since I was a young boy
I've had a pair of balls
I'm really quite proud of them
You couldn't call them small
But my soldier buddies tell me
Herr Goebbels: none at all
And that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
That say that Herman Goehring
He has a tiny ween
And Herr Eichmann, they all say
He doesn't have a spleen
And the Fuhrer's other nut is
Inside the Albert Hall
'Cause that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
He's the one-ball Hitler
I guess that's why he limps
It was an old war wound
Now he's just a scrotal gimp
How do you think he lost it? I don't know.
Is that why he's gone mad?
They say that Erwin Rommel
Has massive hemmorhoids
And if he weren't an anti-Semite
He'd probably talk to Freud
But Hitler has Monorchid-
-ism, this it's called
A fancy way of saying that
He only has one ball
I read Anton Drexler
Had three inside that sack
But I just learned that
Size is what they lack
Even Eva Braun, they're sayin'
Has got an extra breast
Well, that's what my bunkmate's sayin'
Can't speak for all the rest
Albert Speer has got six fingers
Diamond rings upon them all
But that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
I've had a pair of balls
I'm really quite proud of them
You couldn't call them small
But my soldier buddies tell me
Herr Goebbels: none at all
And that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
That say that Herman Goehring
He has a tiny ween
And Herr Eichmann, they all say
He doesn't have a spleen
And the Fuhrer's other nut is
Inside the Albert Hall
'Cause that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
He's the one-ball Hitler
I guess that's why he limps
It was an old war wound
Now he's just a scrotal gimp
How do you think he lost it? I don't know.
Is that why he's gone mad?
They say that Erwin Rommel
Has massive hemmorhoids
And if he weren't an anti-Semite
He'd probably talk to Freud
But Hitler has Monorchid-
-ism, this it's called
A fancy way of saying that
He only has one ball
I read Anton Drexler
Had three inside that sack
But I just learned that
Size is what they lack
Even Eva Braun, they're sayin'
Has got an extra breast
Well, that's what my bunkmate's sayin'
Can't speak for all the rest
Albert Speer has got six fingers
Diamond rings upon them all
But that damned Nazi Hitler
Only has got one ball
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This is funny! Best song of the day. Like the mixing of two classical songs. One ball, three Reichs, 555 Sieg Heils.
Pne of the many Hitler myths spread around by the British and French which include his WW1 STD and golden showers, etc... Eva had been quoted as saying that sex with Hitler was rather ordinary to the point of being boring. Besides, with Hitler constantly surrounded by people and his busy schedule, he seldom had the time for everything that was claimed...
You are the resident expert on Hitler. I have heard rumors that Hitler fathered a child with a French woman during the first war. Alleged homosexuality? There was a book called "The Mind of Adolf Hitler" by Alan Bullock, I think, which was supposed to have been a psychoanalysis of Hitler, conducted by a doctor who never met him and relied upon reports by enemies of Hitler who had left Germany. Such people would say anything to discredit Hitler, and sex was a good place to start. Like you said, privacy was one thing he likely never had.
Deutschland, Deutschland, über balles. The Führer was also a great painter. He could do an entire apartment in one day--two coats. Great parody!
Nice parody. However the one-ball notion may be just propaganda. Long before Eva, Adolf Hitler dated a girl he really dug. His overbearing, arrogant ways with her led her to kill herself. As a "self-discipline" for treating her like crud like the control freak he was he went veggie. As for homosexuality, not a chance. Tens of thousands of gay people were murdered on his orders. That's where the pink triangle originated.
Not an expert on Nazi stuff, but I know that Hitler helped design the VW car. He had some artistic talent but no one paid any attention- historically, maybe it would have been better for the world if they had!
They can blame me for that, too.
The company I work for once sold a Hitler painting. If the Vienna art academy had accepted him as a student, perhaps the world would have been a much different place.
Very, very funny, and spot-on pacing - a total 555 classic. I always wondered why on earth The Albert Hall would want Hitler's ball... was it musical or something?
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