Song Parodies -> "Sweetheart Singer"

Original Song Title:

"Pinball Wizard"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Sweetheart Singer"

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The Lyrics

From the rock opera "Taylor". Taylor gives her first concert since the Kanye incident (which is only a few days afterward). Carly meets Taylor backstage and she agrees to take part in the ambush against Kanye. This is told from Carly's POV unless noted otherwise.

Ever since I was a young girl
My music taste was small
From NSYNC down to Britney
Did not like much at all
But I ain't seen nothin' like Swift
In any concert hall
That fresh, young, and nice girl
Sure threw us a curve ball

She seems rather normal
Despite her super fame
Nice to every person
She meets cuz that's her game
I hung out with her before
She entertained us all
That fresh, young, and nice girl
Sure threw us a curve ball

She's a sweetheart singer
Difficult to resist
A sweetheart singer
Though her lyrics sound rather pissed

How do you think she's doing?
I don't know?
Is she up to any good?

Got some competition
But she treats them very well
She's also darn good-lookin
Has boys under her spell
Friends with lots of singers
In fact she loves them all
That fresh, young, and nice girl
Sure threw us a curve ball

After the show
She told me on a whim
About her ambush
"Will you help me crush him?"

With little hesitation
I gladly said yes
Her colleagues, herself, and I
Will defeat Kanye West
Taylor gave me a big hug
The best part of them all
Let's round up more people
To get Kanye Boogerhead mauled!

To be continued. Talkin' about her adoration, T-t-t-t-Taylor S-s-s-s-Swift!

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