Song Parodies -> "I'm Not Gonna Wake Her"

Original Song Title:

"We're Not Gonna Take It"

Original Performer:

"I'm Not Gonna Wake Her"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

an alternative ending to the "snow white" tale...

DWARVES :

welcome to our camp
i guess we all know why you're here
to wake our "mommy"
who has been sleepin' several years
if you'd like to follow us
we'll lead you to this doll
just gaze on her dear mug
then lean towards her sweet face
you know where to plant the smack

PRINCE:

hey, you little runts
so sorry
don't think me crass
i'm searching for sleeping beauty
and not this lass
yeah, i know she'd wake up normal
but i'll just have to pass
cause i ain't gonna kiss me just any ol' dame
the thought leaves me aghast

i'm not gonna wake her
i'm not gonna wake her
i'm not gonna wake her
i'm not gonna wake her

i'm not gonna wake her
never kissed and never will
i'm not gonna wake her
not my caper
must escape her
i'll just let her sleep on still

DWARVES :

now, you just buck up
you need to seal this deal
just check her features
she's got appeal
her lips need brushin'
we don't want to cause a scene
but here's doc and grumpy to lead you to
the gal who'll be your queen

PRINCE:

i'm not gonna wake her
i'm not gonna wake her
i'm not gonna wake her
i'm not gonna wake her

i'm not gonna wake her
never kissed and never will
she'll have to stay rigid
all encased there in her shell

i'm not gonna wake her
never kissed and never will
i'm not gonna wake her
not my caper
must escape her
i'll just let her sleep on still

SNOW WHITE:

see me
feel me
kiss me
heal me

see me
feel me
kiss me
heal me

see me
feel me
kiss me
heal me

listen up, dude
i need your lips, quick
hurry up, dude
i need relief
pucker up, dude
on you i'm countin'
i need enticement from my sleep

step right up, dude
i need some kisses
from you
you won't be sorry
from you
i need some lippin'
hey, dude
finish the story

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Guest - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

The only song i know of this title is one by Twisted Sister. I'm not sure i know this one, as it appears to be completely different.

Ravyn Rant - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

That's sooooo cuuuuute! 555

Matthias - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Guest: Yeah this one is totally different than the one by Twisted Sister... I mean The Who isn't even hair metal. This was a great fairy tale set to music Alvin, great job!!!

alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

guest....this is from the who's "tommy" album...thanks ravyn, glad ya enjoyed

John Barry - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Enchanting parody.

Rick C - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Love this one, great job Alvin! 555

alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks matthias, john and rick

PMS - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

You have a great way with fairy tales!

alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks PMS

Below Average Dave (badave.com) - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Great job Alvin, and unlike me you posted the correct parody:) I really enjoyed it.

alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks dave

Dee Range - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

Another great addition to your fairy tale library, alvin..keep 'em comin'

John Jenkins - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

I like your spin on this tale, Alvin. After observing royal families today, I think she's better off if she stays asleep.

MrMacphisto - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

LOL... 5-5-5

alvin - November 27, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks dee, john and macphisto

stuart mcarthur - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment

another insight into the stark reality behind these fairy tales, al - and who'da thought Doc and Grumpy would be the executive sub-committee of the dwarves (Happy and Dopey, I woulda believed) - 555

alvin - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks stuart

Agrimorfee - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment

Love the tune....what a suspenseful ending...555

alvin - November 28, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks agri

Guy - November 29, 2007 - Report this comment

Me thinks the prince may have a bit of a fairy tail or he was afraid that she'd kiss and tale. I'm voting fairy-ly on this one. I don't want to fairy up your fives so here are three more. Well done sir!

alvin - November 30, 2007 - Report this comment

thanks guy

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