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Song Parodies -> "Barfin' Bird"
Original Song Title:
"Surfin' Bird"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Trashmen
Parody Song Title:
"Barfin' Bird"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
Hope everyone had a better Thanksgiving than THIS guy!
Oh, well, ah, everybody's stirred
because o' the bird!
Ba-ba-ba-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah don't you know
about the bird?
Well, everybody knows
that the bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah...
(drum solo)
Oh, well, ah, everybody's stirred
because o' the bird!
Ba-ba-ba-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah don't you know
about the bird?
Well, everybody's barfing
because o' the bird!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird!
(Barfin'....)
(massive sounds of incredibly painful retching)
Ahhhh...
Papapapapapapapapa
oo-mow-mow
pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-ma-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy vey, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy-yi-yi, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy vey iz mir, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy gevalt, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Ah-well-ah don't you know
about the bird?
Well, everybody knows
that the bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
bird tastes like turd!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
(repeat 'til fade, or until you get to the emergency room)
because o' the bird!
Ba-ba-ba-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah don't you know
about the bird?
Well, everybody knows
that the bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah...
(drum solo)
Oh, well, ah, everybody's stirred
because o' the bird!
Ba-ba-ba-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird-bird-bird
ba-ba-bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah don't you know
about the bird?
Well, everybody's barfing
because o' the bird!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird!
(Barfin'....)
(massive sounds of incredibly painful retching)
Ahhhh...
Papapapapapapapapa
oo-mow-mow
pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-ma-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy vey, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy-yi-yi, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy vey iz mir, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa, oy gevalt, oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Ah-well-ah don't you know
about the bird?
Well, everybody knows
that the bird tastes like turd!
Ah-well-ah-bird, bird
bird tastes like turd!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-pa-oo-ma-mow-mow!
Pa-pa-oo-mow-mow!
(repeat 'til fade, or until you get to the emergency room)
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barfingly precious
And I thought my friend burning the stuffing was bad...
For the bird, you get the third...that's three fives..
well done. 5's
So why didn't you parody "Papa Ooh Mow Mow"???? Why not "Mama, just serve cow"? Sorry, but this didn't wow me at all.
Thanks, everyone, except... Carol, I appreciate your comment about the song, but, in this song, the bird was NOT "well done," it was underdone. But there are already a few "Salmonella" parodies on the site, so that was out the window. (Which this bird also should've been.)
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