Song Parodies -> "The Biden Speaks Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

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Original Performer:

"The Biden Speaks Tonight"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

All words in the choruses are authentic Bidenese gibberish. All of these nonsensical utterances have emanated from his voicebox. Its all on video

He-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-E-E-E will mum-mumbleaway
He-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-E-E-E will mum-mumbleaway

Anexnelsrent*, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent
Anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent
Anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent
Anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent

With a stumble, a quiet mumble,
The Biden speaks tonight
With a bungle, a speech linked fumble
The Biden speaks tonight

Mybussbenwet** mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet
Mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet. mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet
Mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet
Mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet, mybussbenwet mybussbenwet

Spewing swillage, the feeble swillage
The Biden speaks tonight
With a pillage, linguistic pillage
The Biden speaks tonight

Truinderdash#, truinderdash, truinderdash, truinderdash
Truinderdash, truinderdash, truinderdash, truinderdash
Truinderdash, truinderdash, truinderdash, truinderdash
Truinderdash, truinderdash, truinderdash, truinderdash

Hush my Press Corps, dont speak my Press Corps
The Biden speaks tonight
Hush my Tech Lords, delete my tech Tech Lords
The Biden speaks tonight
Hup, hup hup

Whoa Ho, Whoa ho, woah stop the presser today
Cause H-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e is bung, bungling it away
Br-r-r-rain is freezing and blun, blundering it away

(Anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent
anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent, anexnelsrent ..)

He-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-E-E-E is mum, mumbling away
He-e-e-e-e-e-E-E-E-E-E is mum, mumbling away

*Bidenspeak for "an existential threat" (we think) ... **No one knows .. he might have been trying to say, "My wha'ts been what?" ... #First part of the ultimate Bidenologism -- "Truinderdash Dubbadapresher" which apparently means "True International (something) Pressure"

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Illegal White House Occupant - August 12, 2021 - Report this comment

There must be some mistake;
I didn't mean to let them take
Away my soul. Am I too old?
Is it too late?

(Ooooh, Ma, Ooooh Pa...)
Where has my diaper gone?
(Ooooh, Ma, Ooooh Pa...)
Am I saying my lines wrong?

The show must go on.

victora - August 14, 2021 - Report this comment

did not vote him, I did not vote him To school but sleep tonight

Grandpa - August 22, 2021 - Report this comment

Noticed Aug 13 you commented (elsewhere) about a "big seven" - songs that might mark a parody lyricist out. Love to know who you think the 7 are (I did The Rime of the Ancient Mariner by Iron Maiden!)

Peter Andersson - August 23, 2021 - Report this comment

American Pie
The Wreck of The Edmund Fitzgerald
The Major-General's Song
Be Our Guest
Bohemian Rhapsody
Blinded By The Light
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious

Not sure if it's really a thing thesedays, but googled this forya:

http://www.inthe00s.com/archive/parodies/smf/1195585262.shtml

Peter Andersson - August 23, 2021 - Report this comment

I'm not in the Big 7 Club myself, only did three of them (Wreck, Major and Super), and the following other three was quite harder than those:

Everybody's free (to wear sunscreen) - Baz Luhrmann
Loneliness of the long distance runner - Iron Maiden
Superman - Eminen

CML - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment

One that should be in the Big 7 is "We Didnt Start The Fire" Two that should drop out, if my own experience is any guide, are "Supercal .." and "Bohemian Rhapsody" .. All you need for "Super.." is a good sub for the title, and its all downhill from there. And "Bo Rhap" is nowhere near as difficult as the other five in the Big 7. Indeed, you newbies should give Bo Rhap a look. It is somewhat difficult, but it tends to yield a good parody

CML - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment

@Grandpa .. One of the criteria for "Big 7" status is thatey be well known, especially to the group that founded Amiright. So there will be OS's that are as difficult as the Big 7, such as "Ryme#, such as many rap songs. I mean, when I saw the title, #Ryme of The Ancient Mariner#, my reaction was "that must have taken a lot of effort." ...... And heres one that you'll recognise that defeats most comers due to its incredibly intricate rhyming scheme ... "Along Comes Mary"

Grandpa - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment

Thanks CML, you've put in a lot of effort to answer that! I can only assume the Atlantic is more of a divide than just water, as a few of that 7 I'm unfamiliar with - dare I say it (apart from the obvious Pie & Rhapsody) the only other 1 I'm familiar with is Supercali from the famous film. Usually a rock fan, I prefer to distance myself from musicals! However, it has reminded me that some years ago, a lower Scottish football (soccer!) league team called Inverness Caledonian Thistle, met the mighty Celtic in a cup tie. A giant killing ensued & an hilarious newspaper headline was born: "Super 'Cali were fantastic, Celtic were atrocious"! - just a minute, this has given me an idea!

ThrilledAreWe Clinton - August 24, 2021 - Report this comment

should have been the liar speaks tonight

Porfle Popnecker - August 25, 2021 - Report this comment

@CML -- I did "Along Comes Mary" once! It was about Tom and Jerry.

CML - August 25, 2021 - Report this comment

@ThrilledareweClinton -- I did that title in 2012, on occasion of Obama's SOTU address

CML - August 25, 2021 - Report this comment

@Porp Pop -- I saw it!! It was hilarious. And Alvin Rhodes' "Along Comes Harry" is awesome; an all time great parody. BTW, I came across your YouTube Channel; one of your John Wayne vids was featured on another website I frequent ... So thats what you've been doing with yourself

CML - August 25, 2021 - Report this comment

@Grandpa .. if you're an Anglander, you should be intrigued by "The Major General's Song" It's from the 19th century English comic musical "Pirates of Penzance" It deals with a Major General boasting about all his superfluous education and achievements, none of which are remotely connected to leading men in battle

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