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Song Parodies -> "The Lions Lost Tonight"

Original Song Title:

"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

The Tokens

Parody Song Title:

"The Lions Lost Tonight"

Parody Written by:

Psycho Librarian

The Lyrics

In the gridiron, the mighty gridiron,
The Lions lost tonight.
In the endzone, the quiet endzone
The Lions lost tonight.

CHORUS
Theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck.
Theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck, theyreallysuck.

Watch the highlights, those crazy highlights.
The Lions lost tonight.
Boo the missed calls, the blatant facemasks
The Lions lost tonight.

CHORUS

Hush my darling, don't boo the hometeam.
The Lions lost tonight.
Hush my darling, they know already.
The Lions lost tonight.

CHORUS

Watch the season, go down the toilet.
The Lions lost tonight.
Why the heck do, I keep on watching?
The Lions lost tonight.

CHORUS
NB: Although this parody is a response to the current problems of the Detroit Lions, it works equally well for other teams whose names (ex: Bengals, Seahawks) or nicknames (ex: Patsies, Niners) fit.
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Kitna - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I hate you
Patrick McWilliams - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
Change to "The Chiefs just lost tonight" and Kansas City's beloved team fits too, unfortunately. See my entry "Do You Hear the K.C. Chiefs? (A Miserable Season)"
John Barry - October 16, 2008 - Report this comment
I Lionked it.
Andrew D. Lacroix - October 17, 2008 - Report this comment
Just lion around, great parody. Until they won this past week, I was thinking about using the Eagles (the team) in your song. Way to go. 555

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