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Song Parodies -> "I Lie With Sheeps Tonight"
Original Song Title:
"The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Tokens
Parody Song Title:
"I Lie With Sheeps Tonight"
Parody Written by:
Tommy Turtle
The Lyrics
Guess the "Sheep Trilogy" is now a quadrilogy. Hard habit to break. You know what they say: "Once you go sheep, you never go (bleep)".
Shee-e-e-eep:
Sle-e-e-e-ep
They're a much bet-ter lay
Flo-o-o-ock:
Un-til try, don't knock
I know what you'll say:
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
In the ranchland, the open ranchland,
I lie with sheeps tonight
In the ranchland, the lonely ranch hand:
I lie with sheeps tonight
La-a-a-amb,
D*-*-*-*-*mn,
As good as you can get
Gra-a-a-aze;
Da-a-a-aze,
Make warm, lov-ing pet
In the pasture, the grazing pasture,
I lie with sheeps tonight
In the pasture, fleece "alabasture"
I lie with sheeps tonight
Shee-e-e-eep
And Miss Bo Pee-eep
A threesome in the grass
Soft-ly cree-ep
Up mount-ain stee-eep
To la-dy and lass
Secret meeting, I keep repeating
I lie with sheeps tonight
Ovine bleating, a welcome greeting
I lie with sheeps tonight
Yee-e-e-ha
Whee-e-e, hah!
And now I steal a-way
Me-e-e, yeah,
And she-e-e, yeah
A roll in the hay
Sle-e-e-e-ep
They're a much bet-ter lay
Flo-o-o-ock:
Un-til try, don't knock
I know what you'll say:
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
Oh, warmandwet, Oh, warmandwet
In the ranchland, the open ranchland,
I lie with sheeps tonight
In the ranchland, the lonely ranch hand:
I lie with sheeps tonight
La-a-a-amb,
D*-*-*-*-*mn,
As good as you can get
Gra-a-a-aze;
Da-a-a-aze,
Make warm, lov-ing pet
In the pasture, the grazing pasture,
I lie with sheeps tonight
In the pasture, fleece "alabasture"
I lie with sheeps tonight
Shee-e-e-eep
And Miss Bo Pee-eep
A threesome in the grass
Soft-ly cree-ep
Up mount-ain stee-eep
To la-dy and lass
Secret meeting, I keep repeating
I lie with sheeps tonight
Ovine bleating, a welcome greeting
I lie with sheeps tonight
Yee-e-e-ha
Whee-e-e, hah!
And now I steal a-way
Me-e-e, yeah,
And she-e-e, yeah
A roll in the hay
Malcolm Higgins did a sheeparody of TOS, but the two parodies are quite different. © 2007 Tommy Turtle. All rights reserved.
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Hey, keep your mitts off my Baaaaarbara! 555
Funny, inspired "wemoweh" sub...but I miss the Tommy Turtle who wasn't obsessed with interspecies breeding.
Very funny. Had me laughing.
As Aggy said, funny sub for "wimoweh". Lots of great internal rhyming, too. "Sheeps"? I thought "sheep" was both singular and plural. I guess you are referring to all species of sheep... how diverse!
Speaking of grammar, I have an idea for you: MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" (stop, grammar time!). 5s
Speaking of grammar, I have an idea for you: MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This" (stop, grammar time!). 5s
i'll be chanting "oh, warmandwet" all day
Not baaaad! Let's see the video!
First it was Mark Foley, then Larry Craig, now it's sheep and turtles? It's unnatural! Giving this parody a five? Now THAT is natural!
Mary had a little lamb--and so did you. Wonderwool!
Sheep & Turtles, my thoughts exactly Mike! Absolutely fantastic TT. . .something about the "warmandwet" chorus just got me cracking up.
Top writing, TT...sings perfect
McKludge, thanks; will do (lol) ... Stooge, alvin, Project Sisyphus, (lol) Michael Pacholek, John Barry, Below Average Dave, AFW, thanks.
Agrimorfee, thanks for v/c... "The Wonderbra" was for people, not sheep; sorry that wasn't clear (lol)
Red Ant: Thanks for giving me an excuse -- I guess that's related to our discussion somewhere about "people's" and "peoples'", right???
Of course, you are correct; "sheeps" is incorrect. To stay parallel with TOS "sleeps", a bit of "poetic license" was used, or what Stuart McArthur so aptly calls "nudge, wink".
It's really good to know that I've created an heir to carry on the legacy of grammar nit-picking when my days are through :) :) :)
Agrimorfee, thanks for v/c... "The Wonderbra" was for people, not sheep; sorry that wasn't clear (lol)
Red Ant: Thanks for giving me an excuse -- I guess that's related to our discussion somewhere about "people's" and "peoples'", right???
Of course, you are correct; "sheeps" is incorrect. To stay parallel with TOS "sleeps", a bit of "poetic license" was used, or what Stuart McArthur so aptly calls "nudge, wink".
It's really good to know that I've created an heir to carry on the legacy of grammar nit-picking when my days are through :) :) :)
Next stop Baa-baa-ra Ann?
Phil, I'm going to have to take it on the "lamb" from Agrimorfee if I do one more sheep parody, but that's a great idea :-) thanks.
Ewe've got the 'touch' man... hilarious hirsuite humdinger!
very very Tommy Turtle - and that's a compliment - loved the inclusion of Bo Peep - ha! - 555
Funny!
Thanks TT, but I'll pass on the legacy: I don't want to have to change my author name to "Ped Ant". The MC Hammer idea... no good?
TJC, thanks... stuart mcarthur, whew! - glad that's a compliment (lol).. thanks, stu.... Jason, thanks.
Red Ant: I'm vaguely aware of the existence of MC and of that phrase, but know nothing of the OS or any else about his work. So, the point of the suggestion was lost on the pea-brain. In other words, I didn't get it? and lol on "Ped Ant" :)
Red Ant: I'm vaguely aware of the existence of MC and of that phrase, but know nothing of the OS or any else about his work. So, the point of the suggestion was lost on the pea-brain. In other words, I didn't get it? and lol on "Ped Ant" :)
Ewe really flocked up this time. 555
PMS, LOL! ... I feel duly sheepish... thanks :)
Good one! You are starting to feel verrry sheeepy...!
Peregrin: Whew! Much better than "creeepy", as Aggy hinted. ;-D ... and yes, they are hypnotizing, with those big eyes (or whatever ;) staring up at you... :)
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