Song Parodies -> "Stop! In the Stall Next Door"

Original Song Title:

"Stop! In the Name of Love"

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Original Performer:

"Stop! In the Stall Next Door"

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The Lyrics

Another Larry Craig song. I knew this crazy Idaho right-wing gun nut was lowdown, but I didn't know he was on the down low.

Stop!
In the stall next door!
Have you done that before?

Baby, baby, I'm aware of where you go.
Sliding hand under door
and tapping feet-to-feet
hoping a brand-new love you'll meet.
This time, you will not meet him.
You'll meet a fate so grim.

(Your date's oh-wo-ver!)
This won't be no good for you.
(Your date's oh-wo-ver!)
I'm a cop arresting you!

Stop!
In the stall next door!
Have you done that before?
Stop!
In the stall next door!
Whoa, you're a Senator!
Your date's oh-wo-ver!
Your date's oh-wo-ver!

I've known of your
your secluded nights
in D.C. Union Station
maybe once or twice.
But is your sweet expression
a substitute for real love and affection?
This crime was really dumb and lame.
Now you're out of the game.

(Your date's oh-wo-ver!)
This won't be no good for you.
(Your date's oh-wo-ver!)
I'm a cop arresting you!

Stop!
In the stall next door!
Have you done that before?
Stop!
In the stall next door!
Whoa, you're a Senator!
Your date's oh-wo-ver!
Your date's oh-wo-ver!

You tried so hard
hard at your marriage
and the gays you tried to disparage
but you're a great big hypocrite.
Now you're in some real deep...

Stop!
In the stall next door!
Have you done that before?
Stop!
In the stall next door!
Whoa, you're a Senator!
Your date's oh-wo-ver!
Your date's oh-wo-ver!

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