Well, now, I been hearin' 'bout the close call of a left-field mess
that was nearly perpetrated by Manny Ramirez.
If he was walkin' in the Green Monster at Fenway Park
it was because that territory he just had to go and mark.

A golden shower in the Wall.
In that scoreboard, there's a stall.
Whoa, that sort of thing is wrong
though he hits .351.

Though he hits like cross of Georgie Brett and Rod Carew
he can't field and he needs a "Number 2!"

Last night I dressed in Pinstriped jersey up in Boston town
though it seems a while since Aaron Boone made "Cowboy Down."
But please don't give a thought to me, I'm really doin' fine
'cause there ain't no Yankee who would copy Manny's slime!

A golden shower in the Wall.
In that scoreboard, there's a stall.
Whoa, that sort of thing is wrong
though he hits .351.

Though he hits like cross of Georgie Brett and Rod Carew
he can't field and he needs a "Number 2!"

Well, it's good to see, when I must go, it's left field and not right.
Well, any ol' way, the fans are not accustomed to that sight.
And we all knew Manny really was some kind of whiz
but something don't smell right, I think that Manny might have missed!

A golden shower in the Wall.
In that scoreboard, there's a stall.
Whoa, that sort of thing is wrong
though he hits .351.

Though he hits like cross of Georgie Brett and Rod Carew
he can't field and he needs a "Number 2!"