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Song Parodies -> "Will I Have HIV Tomorrow?"
Original Song Title:
"Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow"
Original Performer:
The Shirelles
Parody Song Title:
"Will I Have HIV Tomorrow?"
Parody Written by:
Bob Gomez
The Lyrics
Written for a high school Health class a friend of mine was teaching.
Tonight you're mine completely
We're making love in-
discreetly--
Tonight a question's torturing my mind:
Will I have HIV tomorrow?
Is this your lasting affection
Or just a deadly infection?
Should I believe you tested negative?
Will I have HIV tomorrow?
So many questions unspoken--
What if I'm not the only one?
And will this condom be broken?
Does your lube have petroleum?
I'd like to know that your love
Is a love I can be sure of!
So tell me now and I won't ask again:
Will I have HIV tomorrow?
I know it's anticlimactic
As I go fumbling through my jeans--
But this one small prophylactic
Can prevent AIDS and pregnant teens!
Till they discover a cure, love
We can't be acting cocksure, love--
So help me out and I won't have to ask
If I'll have HIV tomorrow
If I'll have HIV tomorrow...
We're making love in-
discreetly--
Tonight a question's torturing my mind:
Will I have HIV tomorrow?
Is this your lasting affection
Or just a deadly infection?
Should I believe you tested negative?
Will I have HIV tomorrow?
So many questions unspoken--
What if I'm not the only one?
And will this condom be broken?
Does your lube have petroleum?
I'd like to know that your love
Is a love I can be sure of!
So tell me now and I won't ask again:
Will I have HIV tomorrow?
I know it's anticlimactic
As I go fumbling through my jeans--
But this one small prophylactic
Can prevent AIDS and pregnant teens!
Till they discover a cure, love
We can't be acting cocksure, love--
So help me out and I won't have to ask
If I'll have HIV tomorrow
If I'll have HIV tomorrow...
©Bob Gomez 2003 With thanks to Jim S., wherever you are.
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Nice message, Bob, but the surest way to prevent is abstention no matter what groups like Planned Parenthood say. I realize that there will always be those who do not buy into this message. Schools should first be teaching abstention. Use of condoms should be plan 'B' for those that fail to grasp plan 'A'. And I do realize that state funding dictates what will be taught in the schools, but just because the state says this is what is best does not mean that it is.
Maybe one reason they don't teach it in schools, Guy, is that THEY (teachers) fail to fathom Plan A.
Or the state don't allow them to follow plan 'A'.
Bob Frickin' Gomez rocks!
No matter what groups like AAA say, schools should be teaching students to stay out of motorized vehicles altogether. There is really no argument that automobile travel is an EXTREMELY high-risk behavior. Every time you get into a car, you are intentionally endangering your own life and the lives of others. (Unless, of course, the car is parked and you're only getting in it to have sex.)
No matter what groups like AAA say, schools should be teaching students to stay out of motorized vehicles altogether. There is really no argument that automobile travel is an EXTREMELY high-risk behavior. Every time you get into a car, you are intentionally endangering your own life and the lives of others. (Unless, of course, the car is parked and you're only getting in it to have sex.)
Merry Christmas, Bob!
Fabulous as always, Bob. Hope you're still healthy, tomorrow. ;)
Brilliant!!!
Spaff - Point taken you wacko - LOL.
I never thought I'd see the word "prophylactic" in a parody.
Good parody Bob!
And funny comment, Spaff!
And just for your edification, the Michael Stanley Band also did a fantastic version of this song...
And funny comment, Spaff!
And just for your edification, the Michael Stanley Band also did a fantastic version of this song...
Good job Bob; I'm sure "cocksure" got some snickers from the class. Also, I didn't think Spaff's comment was funny at all. Them newfangled "autermobiles" you folks love so much are death-dealing suicide machines and I can't wait til some selfless civic-minded lawyer types take down Big Auto and make those merchants of misery PAY for their profit-motivated recklessness. (I said good parody, right, Bob? OK then) Merry Christmas all.
A very merry Christmas to all, and to all a good parody. I sang this song with my buddy to about 1500 teenagers at the Vets Hall and the students loved it. How many pregnancies and infections it prevented is kind of hard to say. Thanks for the comments. d;:^)
Great song. Very educational!
Great stuff, Bob!
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