Song Parodies -> "Dick Cheney's Huntin' Tail"

Original Song Title:

"Love Potion Number Nine"

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"Dick Cheney's Huntin' Tail"

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The Lyrics

I imagine everyone has seen, or at least heard of, the now famous Dick Cheney sunglasses and their reflective image..if not, for the full story, just keyword, "Dick Cheney Sunglasses"

Seems old Dick Cheney's always in some scrape
Gets in more trouble than a wine picked grape
Can't even fish without'a stirrin' up the news
His latest dilemma's sparkin' up those website crews

His famous hunting trip began a trend
Aims at a bird, then shoots his lawyer friend
Now sunglass reflections, lookin' like a nude female
He's a real sport now, old Dick Cheney's huntin' tail

On TV, the internet, pic makin' the rounds
The negative publicity on Cheney abounds
Illusion, optical..that's what it is some think
But that smile on Dick Cheney's face is like a wink..

Dick's so deserving of this bad "Publiss"
A villain image like a snaky hiss
Soon to be forgotten like each other VP male
What better PR send off than Old Cheney huntin' tail?

(Guitar solo)

That big smile on Dick Cheney's face is like a wink..

He's got his pole there in the boat alright
Real close to him looks like a sexy sight
Soon to be forgotten like each other VP male
What better PR send off than Dick Cheney huntin' tail?

Dick Cheney's huntin' tail
Dick Cheney's huntin' tail
Dick Cheney's huntin' tail

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Peregrin - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Heh, good one, and it tailed off at the end. 5's.

Michael Pacholek - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment

I don't know, AFW: Good parody, but I think I believe the Bush-Cheney White House on this one. I mean, think about it: What woman would want to get naked with Cheney? Then again, look what happened to Eliot Spitzer...

alvin - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment

great topic and niocely wriiten...bravo

Ann Hammond - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment

he he

AFW - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Thanks, Peregrin...good pun..........and thanks, Michael, you do have a point, there.........and thanks, alvin, and Ann

littleTailCakes - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment

Dear ~Duke o'Edge~ Sir L'Air du Farce, this is borderline, Sir careful! . . . Seems you've emerged from your lair, a snaky wolf !

AFW - April 14, 2008 - Report this comment

and thank you, lTC...

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