The dough was wet. I know--I kneeded it so
And if you eat one daily, how your waist will grow
The crust's a challenge to eat
A donut dipped in concrete
A chewy baker's treat anywhere you go

So won't you please, (eat my, eat my bagel)
Eat my onion bagel, (my one and only bagel)
Show me that you love me, (eat my, eat my bagel)
Eat my bagel now, (my round and hole-y bagel)
Oy-oy-oy-oy.

I'll serve you Nova, baby, just wait and see.
For every knish you give me I'll give you three.
Oh darling, don't be fickle:
A shmear, lox, and a pickle.
Eat it, you won't get sick-le. Also, have some tea.

So won't you, please, (eat my, eat my bagel)
My everything bagel, (my one and only bagel)
Say you like my baking, (eat my, eat my bagel)
Eat my bagel now, (my round and hole-y bagel)
Oy-oy-oy-oy.

So come on and, please (eat my, eat my bagel)
Come sit at the table, (my one and only bagel)
Tell me you'll have seconds, (eat my, eat my bagel)
Eat my bagel now, (my round and hole-y bagel)
Oy-oy-oy-oy.

(Eat my, eat my bagel), Eat my garlic bagel.
(My one and only bagel), oy,
(Eat my, eat my bagel), oy,
(My one and only bagel), oy, oy, oy, oy, oy.