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Song Parodies -> "Georgie the Snowjob"
Original Song Title:
"Frosty the Snowman"
Original Performer:
The Ronettes
Parody Song Title:
"Georgie the Snowjob"
Parody Written by:
Michael Pacholek
The Lyrics
I don't know who did it first, but if anybody did it better than Ronnie Spector in '63, I'll never believe it.
Georgie the Snowjob was a happy, stupid soul
with a corncob brain and a coked-up nose
he liked oil instead of coal.
Georgie the Snowjob, it's a fairy tale he's good.
He inhaled some blow but the children know
his promises are made of wood.
There must have been some magic in
that tax-cut plan he found.
For when it got into his head
the economy went down.
Oh, Georgie the Snowjob was a lying S.O.B.
and the children say freedom's thrown away
he destroyed prosperity.
(instrumental break)
He led them down the bowl, that clown
a Presidential flop.
And in November of '04
we're gonna holler, "STOP!"
We're left with no jobs, so we'll send him on his way.
And he'll wave goodbye, and you know he'll cry
and Jeb won't come back some day.
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
(repeat 'til fade)
with a corncob brain and a coked-up nose
he liked oil instead of coal.
Georgie the Snowjob, it's a fairy tale he's good.
He inhaled some blow but the children know
his promises are made of wood.
There must have been some magic in
that tax-cut plan he found.
For when it got into his head
the economy went down.
Oh, Georgie the Snowjob was a lying S.O.B.
and the children say freedom's thrown away
he destroyed prosperity.
(instrumental break)
He led them down the bowl, that clown
a Presidential flop.
And in November of '04
we're gonna holler, "STOP!"
We're left with no jobs, so we'll send him on his way.
And he'll wave goodbye, and you know he'll cry
and Jeb won't come back some day.
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
Oh, oh-oh-whoa-oh-oh...
(repeat 'til fade)
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We know one thing: The Ones Guy ain't no liberal.
Hey MP, do a Google search for "miserable failure" and click the first link there. Now THAT's political sarcasm.
Here's a suggestion for the missing "sun was hot one day" verse. Cheers! Georgie the Snowjob saw his polls go down one day. So he said, "No fun! I will have to run as a war-time prez today." Plundered and pillaged all our social safety net Cutting here and there, leaving programs bare Saying, "You can't stop me yet!"
This one's a real chip off the Tong block... and I did like your extra verse, Will. :-)
This is comedy gold. I was laughing so hard that I was in tears and my sides were in pain. You deserve every 5 you got.
Hilarious, well-paced with only one or two awkward places: Mr. Tong just might have some stiff competition in the future as the "political parody king". Fives all round!
Excellent pacing, Michael. Brilliant political satire, too.
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