Song Parodies -> "I'm Dating An Acne-Faced Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Factory Girl"

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"I'm Dating An Acne-Faced Girl"

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The Lyrics

Well, I'm starting to look back at the 'Stones "Beggar's Banquet" album for material. Here's one - 1st time this OS has been used on the site.

I'm dating a girl who has zits all on her face
I'm dating this girl who has pimples everyplace
People everywhere stop and stare
Starin' at my acne-faced girl

Braces on this girl 'cause her teeth aren't very straight
Graceless is this girl, no, her balance isn't great
When we dance she falls on her face
Painful for that acne-faced girl

[Instrumental break]

Tasteless is this girl; none of her clothes fit her right
IQ not too high; no, she isn't very bright
And her hair is a fright
People "diss" my acne-faced girl

"Why do you date her", is a question I get asked
"Being with that girl, it must be an awful task
Should be wearing a mask"
But I love my acne-faced girl
{Yeah!}

PS - her complexion wasn't THAT bad...and she had a real heart of gold...PPS - I'M the one that got dumped...lol...

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alvin rhodes - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment

poignant stuff...i love it

Paul Robinson - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, alvin!

Adagio - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Looks like what she had, besides that heart of gol, was a ton of self-confidence.....doesn't hurt. : ) 5's

Paul Robinson - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Yeah, she really did. A very capable young woman, actually...Hell, she was way too young for me anyway...lol...

John Barry - June 13, 2006 - Report this comment

Good source material; good parody. 5s

Paul Robinson - June 14, 2006 - Report this comment

Thanks, JB...working on more pieces from "Banquet". Tougher sledding than some other albums I've worked with, but it's not like I'm on any deadline or anything.

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