I think I've got constipation, I think Ive got constipation
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
IVE GOT IT , NO! Calt believe it!
When Im sitting on the john, and Im waiting for something to come
I think I need some laxative , actually I do now
There's no evacuation

I JUST GOT IT! . Oh, no, no, no. Hey, hey, hey
That's what I say
I think I've got constipation, I think Ive got constipation
'Cause I try and I try and I try and I try
Got it I do! I do I know!

Now Im rushin' to the store, to get some MYlanta
Or some of exlax
So I can take it and it
Should get me cured from it
"
I hope Im cured!. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey
Now I say yay!
I now have no constipation, I have now no constipation
And I tried, and tried, and I tried
I DON'T HAVE IT!, OH NO MORE NO!

I had too much spicy food
Not again, I wotn try that
And now that I am cuyred, it tells me
Spray some air freshener
So my bathroom, it doenst reek
And now Im cured!. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hey, hey, hey
Now I say yay!
I now have no constipation, I have now no constipation
No constipation, no constipation