Have you dreamed of udders lately?
Handling all the cattle
Have you bagged a cud-chew'r lately?
Handling all the cattle

You're so bad - you're ogling their thigh-igh-igh-ighs
The calf-lets - made them cry
You sleaze, you're not ni-i-i-ice

Have you dreamed of udders maybe?
Handling all the cattle
Are you churnin' butter, baby?
Handling all the cattle

All Ind-ia's aghast at this crime
Feeding them bones; won't forgive
'Palling symphony bovine

Surely a foray into
Cow-ly amoure - moo-ey
Drive in the cattle - and
Grease up the cattle - and
Crop all the cattle - and
Spear all the cattle - and
Mate with the cattle - and
Proddin' those cattle-y hides

Have you fondled udders baby?
Handling all the cattle
Have you had a rum'nant, lately?
Handling all the cattle

Steers have you sinned all you li-i-i-ife
Flocking about all the sheep'll
Prove good di-version of vi-i-i-ice

Have you seen the pother baby?
Hampshire to Ohio
Says you've had another baby
Handsomey as Io

Well you sate your Bossian desi-i-i-res
Depraved poll Hereford designs
To the depths you've decli-i-i-ined

Oh bovine!