Song Parodies -> "I Admit No Sex Harassment"

Original Song Title:

"(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction"

Original Performer:

"I Admit No Sex Harassment"

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The Lyrics

As sung by Fox News right wing commentator Bill O'Reilly, who was sued for sexual harassment by assistant producer Andrea Mackris

(instrumental intro)

I admit no... sex harassment!
I admit no... sex harassment!
I'll deny, and deny, and deny, and defy...
I admit no.... (instrumental riff)
I admit no.... (instrumental riff)

I was rising as a star...
As big as Rush is on radio.
Now she's killing me; she's a whore.
Fantasized bein' on vacation;
She was my sexual inspiration.
I admit no... oh, no, no. no...
Nay, nay, nay! That's what I say.

I admit no... sex harassment!
I admit no... sex harassment!
I'll deny, and deny, and deny, and defy...
I admit no.... (instrumental riff)
I admit no.... (instrumental riff)

Porn I watched on my TV...
Dreamed that she'd come on to tell me
How "right" sex dirt can be.
In the shower I'd stand, while she got soaked
Dance nude pirouettes for me.
I admit no... oh, no, no. no...
Nay, nay, nay! That's what I say.

I admit no... sex harassment!
I admit no... sex harassment!
I'll deny, and deny, and deny, and defy...
I admit no.... (instrumental riff)
I admit no.... (instrumental riff)

I'm bein' chided by the world!
I'm bein' screwed by this; career's goin' splat!
And I'm cryin' because some girl
Who drove me crazy has now come back, and made me freak.
'Cause you see I'm dumb; scandal leaked.
I admit no... oh, no, no. no...
Nay, nay, nay! That's what I say.

I admit no.... (instrumental riff)
I admit no.... (instrumental riff)
I admit no... sex harassment!
No sex harassment!
No sex harassment!
No sex harassment!

(fade)

Author's web site version with MIDI music

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Yogi Berra - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

A guy named Bill accused of sexual harassment? It's deja vu all over again.

Stunned - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Oops, you accidentally enabled comments. You'd better have Chucky delete this or someone may actually present a difference of opinion. Think how terrible that would be.

Phil Alexander - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Most enjoyable :-)

Jonathan C. - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Your best in a while, and I'm glad you are taking comments on this song. :)

Know 1 can hear you dream - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

I can imagine Mick Jagger sing this one, so it works for me too. :-)

Johnny D - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

At last! I can say in a comment, on a William Tong parody, good job on this parody, Will, and thank you for all of the brilliant and witty parodies you have written and posted on Amiright.

I have open-mindedly and fairly praised many parody authors' politically-conservative parodies. Now it's time for some equal time - - - I now open-mindedly and fairly praise your body of work too, Will. Keep up the good work.

John Barry - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

In case I never get another chance to comment, William, nice work on this and your many others.

Ingeborg S. Nord�n - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Been waiting to comment on your stuff too, William: whether I agreed with your politics or not, I'd have to admit that you are a genius at matching controversial topics and popular song tunes. Fives all round, and keep up the good work!

Coral Snake - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

So you finally had the nerve to enable comments. In case you don't know me I am your newest Bushie COMPETITION here. To me the ONLY thing the Left is right about is LINUX AND THE GNU GENERAL PUBLIC LICENSE!!!

Michael Pacholek - October 21, 2004 - Report this comment

Let's see O'Reilly spin THIS! Another triumph, William!

Hanging Chad - July 15, 2005 - Report this comment

Wow! You must have gotten all those 26 555s from eight people or so! I guess nearly everybody loves you... or if not, they will when you get done with the "recount" of the votes... Heh heh heh!

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