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Song Parodies -> "Haagen Daaz Woman"
Original Song Title:
"Honky Tonk Woman"
(MP3)Original Performer:
The Rolling Stones
Parody Song Title:
"Haagen Daaz Woman"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
i met her in an ice cream joint in memphis
she found it tasty...mouth was open wide
she could not leave, till she had 'nuff to hold her
and she just can't seem to get it off her mind
she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
she's squandered all her pay...oh, what a pity
the struggle with her weight was quite the fight
the lady's poor and fat as one supposes
she blew her dough and now, she's blowin' mine
she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
yeah...she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
yeah...she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
she found it tasty...mouth was open wide
she could not leave, till she had 'nuff to hold her
and she just can't seem to get it off her mind
she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
she's squandered all her pay...oh, what a pity
the struggle with her weight was quite the fight
the lady's poor and fat as one supposes
she blew her dough and now, she's blowin' mine
she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
yeah...she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
yeah...she's a haagen daaz woman
give her...give her...give her...those haagen daaz scoops
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Cold, that's cold, man ..... but oh so sweet.
I'm heading for the freezer right after I leave these 5's
Five bowls of Haagen Daaz Melon & Cream for you.
LOL, though I can't say I blame her. Haagen Daaz is the best!
15 scoops for this tasty take-off.
I love the "blew her dough" line! (I'm partial to Ben & Jerry myself...)
Have to agree with MasonR - most excellent line:
"she blew her dough and now, she's blowin' mine"
This will gain you right around 5 pounds.
"she blew her dough and now, she's blowin' mine"
This will gain you right around 5 pounds.
I scream, you scream, we all scream, "Three fives!"
thank you all for chewing on this parody
well down the rocky road to song of the wek
Quite funny. the only reason I'm not hungry right now is because I just had a snack and a drink.
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