Advertisements, sway my action
I must buy this, dumb contraption

So I buy, and I buy, from some guy, and here's why
The price is low, I have Geico

Doesn't matter who you are
They will make you want what you don't know
They guarantee so and so
Will always help with constipation
and so I buy it in frustration

Should have said no
no, no, no
hey, hey, hey
great deals today

Advertisements, sway my action
Can't get rid of, this distraction

So I buy, and I buy, from some guy, with a tie
I need TiVo, and some roll-os

They will try and convince me
That my face is really ugly
Come try this cream for free
Only four payments of nineteen ninety-five
And shipping is four fifty

That's a low blow
low, low, low
hey, hey, hey
Now get away

I don't need this, dumb contraption
It won't give me, satisfaction

Still I buy, and I buy, from some guy, with a tie
Dodge Derango, an Oreo

Now my head will soon explode
So I make a wish to be blind and deaf
So I'm tuning away this world
Well that Tommy he was really good at pinball
cause that guy could shut away it all

I don't need no...
no, no, no
hey, hey, hey
that's what I say

I don't need no
stupid TiVo
Flakey Gieco

Damn distraction
No dumb contraption
will sway my action
No more distractions

I don't need no...